Christian Marriage Choice

RandyWayne · #1 10-26-2011, 11:52 PM

Instead of resurrecting a new thread I thought I would start a new one. Teaching about sex and intimacy in the bonds of marriage.

We walked out of our church when our new pastor started teaching this.

seguidordejesus · #2 10-27-2011, 12:17 AM

Was this during a Sunday service?

Nitehawk013 · #3 10-27-2011, 06:43 AM

Hmm...I wonder what goes through someones head when they read that sort of nonsense and decide, "I think this will be a really edifying series for my church. This is just what all our couples need".

Austin · #4 10-27-2011, 07:36 AM

I would suspicion that he being the pastor is hearing all this stuff about people who are telling him their personal problems within the marriage and their sexual problems as well.
It's to bad that God didn't create us with the capabilities of laying eggs. Then we have to sit on them for 28 days or more and it would give us more of a chance to think things out about how God really would like to see our lives unfold.

Truthseeker · #5 10-27-2011, 07:41 AM

Wait another week! NO WAY!!!! lol

Truthseeker · #6 10-27-2011, 07:43 AM

I do believe there's alot of perversion/immorality happening in marriages but thats another thread.

RandyWayne · #7 10-27-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

Was this during a Sunday service?

This was taught to a class of all married folks before the Sunday morning one started.

RandyWayne · #8 10-27-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Austin

I would suspicion that he being the pastor is hearing all this stuff about people who are telling him their personal problems within the marriage and their sexual problems as well.
It's to bad that God didn't create us with the capabilities of laying eggs. Then we have to sit on them for 28 days or more and it would give us more of a chance to think things out about how God really would like to see our lives unfold.

That would solve a lot of issues! The old lady would just sit on them at home for 21 or 28 days, occasionally turning them (I find drawing an X with a sharpie helps to keep track of this) a few times a day and covering them up with her pulled down, errr, hair, when she needs to leave the nest for a few minutes to keep them warm.