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Old 11-11-2010, 04:22 PM
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Re: Sex On Church Day

The Morality Police will beat your wife if you have sex with her on Sunday

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Old 11-11-2010, 04:26 PM
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What an eerie picture....
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:35 PM
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Then why is this even a problem for you???????


It's most definitely NOT your business if other people have sex on Sundays. If you're single, and you have no vested interest in this discussion, then why start the thread? It's certainly not ever your place to determine whether the rest of the married couples in the church are allowed to have sex before they attend church.

Because he thinks those people are hindering the service, and stopping a move of God.
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:43 PM
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Re: Sex On Church Day

When DM ... posted this thread a few years ago he was an ultracon who thought it was of the debbil .... good to see how we've influenced DM to the Light.

That thread was shut down by the Thread police.
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Dumbest thread of all time. Thanks DM.
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When DM ... posted this thread a few years ago he was an ultracon who thought it was of the debbil .... good to see how we've influenced DM to the Light.

That thread was shut down by the Thread police.
So, they agreed with you?
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This is the BEST thread in a LONG time. I am so glad I am not at work reading this, because I am laughing so loud that my son has asked to read it. So I am gonna let him. He is 17 and will really get a kick out of it!
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The Morality Police will beat your wife if you have sex with her on Sunday

man, that is not funny. not you posting but that it happens
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This is the BEST thread in a LONG time. I am so glad I am not at work reading this, because I am laughing so loud that my son has asked to read it. So I am gonna let him. He is 17 and will really get a kick out of it!
Please don't corrupt him with AFF.
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This is the BEST thread in a LONG time. I am so glad I am not at work reading this, because I am laughing so loud that my son has asked to read it. So I am gonna let him. He is 17 and will really get a kick out of it!
Our 17 year-old came on here, got a screen name, then picked on his Dad (without his Dad knowing it was him!!!)
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Old 11-11-2010, 08:09 PM
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Re: Sex On Church Day

BTW what day is "Church Day"? What if a church has 3 services a week? Is sex on those days a sin?
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