Emma's Holy Answers

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Thanks, Emma. It was indeed my wife who bought the dryer. I'll work on my leadership skills.

Yes, those Jezebel women will set you back, especially when they go lusting after dryers and such. I will pray for you that your leadership will become more efficient. Of course, you can't help it when you have a brazen usurper living with you.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Yes, those Jezebel women will set you back, especially when they go lusting after dryers and such. I will pray for you that your leadership will become more efficient. Of course, you can't help it when you have a brazen usurper living with you.

[Amanah]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Whoa! I just had an epiphany!! This is a prophecy direct from heaven!! I would that Unregistered would repent and give up all worldly things! Give your heart to the Lord and be ye separate!! Follow the ways of Emma and the Amish and you will find rest for your soul Unregistered!!!!!

I miss you Emma . . .

[Ronnie G]

I have questions—I think.

[votivesoul]

Originally Posted by Ronnie G

I have questions—I think.

"Emma" was a spoof account designed to mock or perhaps even malign ultra-conservative holiness standards.

[Ronnie G]

Originally Posted by votivesoul

"Emma" was a spoof account designed to mock or perhaps even malign ultra-conservative holiness standards.

Almost like “Slapastolic,’” I assume.

Thanks.

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by Amanah

I miss you Emma . . .

Yeah she is missed like a bad case of shingles.