Crazy Stuff in Church

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by derAlte

Another time, a lady wanted to get baptized in Jesus' Name. Her boyfriend absolutely did not want this to happen. After our pastor had preached, he and the lady went behind the platform to get ready. The furious boyfriend followed. He was loaded for bear and was prepared to put a stop to this. A muscular ex-military policeman in our church saw what was about to happen and followed him behind the door. In the sanctuary, all we could hear was cussing and a series of bangs and crashes as the two grappled. The Lord was with our ex-military cop who soon had the upper hand. The man was sent packing and the lady was buried in the Name of the Lord without further interference.

Wow, one was dunked, and the other slam dunked.

[derAlte]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

Wow, one was dunked, and the other slam dunked.

Yep! LOL

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by derAlte

Yep! LOL

I had a huge individual 5' 11" 360 Lbs muscle) in a Bible study. He is a faithful individual who never missed a Bible study. One day it was just us guys sitting around discussing the scripture, and a Ruckmanite preacher who knew me came by to pick a fight. He came up to the Bible study in full torpedo mode. He didn't wait, he blurted out "you gentlemen aren't letting this Oneness heretic lie to you about works to get to heaven?" He then started to chant some Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "water water everywhere, not a drop to drink" Then he peered down at me sitting their leaning back in my chair with arms folded, and yelled "Water Dog!" this is where he made his mistake, as the words were leaving his lips he slapped his hand down on the trapezius of my burly brother. But, let me tell you what he was doing while the Ruckmanite was spouting off, my brother was looking at me like someone is going to get carried away, and it won't be us elder. So. when the Ruckmanite slapped down on the brothers back, he rose up with full force and roared "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I thought the Ruckmanite was going to have a heart attack. The look of terror on his face was shocking. The brother turned around and lower his growl, and said, "please go away from here." Everyone applauded and we got back to our discussion.