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Originally Posted by n david
Longest. Funeral. Service. Ever.
And I guarantee you it will be longer.
There's no way this schedule holds up. 5 minutes for TD Jakes? 5 minutes for Bill Clinton?
5 minutes for a song by Shirley Cesar AND Vanessa Bell Armstrong?
This funeral could go into the early evening.
I hope people bring drinks and snacks.
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Every Yahoo there was climbed out from under a rock to come together for her funeral. That sounds like the ecumenical, secular, political extravaganza. That's the longest some of those people have spent in church (if they stay there the whole service) collectively, in the last 30 years!
Jesus couldn't get them there that long, but Aretha Franklin can.. And Louis Farrakhan, no way..
.I can't find the crazy video EB shared with me it's in another thread but let's just use this one.
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