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09-07-2007, 12:29 PM
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Lee Stonekinq deals with magic hair, television, birth control, and jewelry!
This new essay by Lee Stonekinq is already causing quite a stir. Promising to end all controversy within Oneness Pentecostal circles, in this bold and polarizing move, he has finally lined out a bible study that irrefutably shows the true scriptural doctrines on these topics and more. The only controversy that remains is why he waited so long to release it.
In other news, Matt Mabbix has published his exhaustively-researched plan to trade a credenza for an end table.
MADE YOU LOOK!
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09-07-2007, 12:35 PM
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you forgot to mention the other pieces in his line of furniture..the pieces that conceal the tv.....
so if the resolution fails, it's a win win
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09-07-2007, 12:50 PM
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Aw......I was expecting a treatise I could print off and read at leisure on the throne.
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09-07-2007, 12:52 PM
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A Prince of the Gospel!
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Too cool, OP Carl...
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09-07-2007, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Theresa
you forgot to mention the other pieces in his line of furniture..the pieces that conceal the tv.....
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It's hard enough to believe that they would manufacture such pieces of furniture knowing there are only 9000 licensed ministers in the UPC . . .
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so if the resolution fails, it's a win win
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But to manufacture them in the face of this upcoming vote isn't risk, it's insanity!
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Engineering solutions for theological problems.
Despite today's rising cost of living, it remains popular.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin
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09-07-2007, 12:54 PM
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Too cool, OP Carl...
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Thanks! 
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Engineering solutions for theological problems.
Despite today's rising cost of living, it remains popular.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin
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09-07-2007, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by OP_Carl
It's hard enough to believe that they would manufacture such pieces of furniture knowing there are only 9000 licensed ministers in the UPC . . .
But to manufacture them in the face of this upcoming vote isn't risk, it's insanity!
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you forget my friend...all the saints would have somewhere to put their monitors
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09-07-2007, 12:59 PM
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you forget my friend...all the saints would have somewhere to put their monitors
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Or their booze. They remind of of liquor cabinets.
I should plan a family outing to a store that carries these. Once my sons figure out how it works, they'll have it destroyed in less than 90 seconds!
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Engineering solutions for theological problems.
Despite today's rising cost of living, it remains popular.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin
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09-07-2007, 01:22 PM
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the ultracon
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Originally Posted by OP_Carl
This new essay by Lee Stonekinq is already causing quite a stir. Promising to end all controversy within Oneness Pentecostal circles, in this bold and polarizing move, he has finally lined out a bible study that irrefutably shows the true scriptural doctrines on these topics and more. The only controversy that remains is why he waited so long to release it.
In other news, Matt Mabbix has published his exhaustively-researched plan to trade a credenza for an end table.
MADE YOU LOOK!
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The bolded line was my first clue there was truth in the post 
You are to cruel OP-Carl
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09-07-2007, 02:12 PM
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Very Funny....
I once conspired to turn a TV cabinet, and/ or the TV into an aquarium, just to have some fun with ministers. I'd keep them out of the living room as long as I could and then finally admit to having an entertainment system.
Hours of commercial free entertainment, no fees, no fleas....just fish. There is nothing otherwise better on anyway, unless you are practically brain dead and spiritually flatlined.
Need a soap opera, just get a bubble maker and turn on some old Pavarotti, or the new Paul Potts, and you're set.
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