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Two mischief boys see preacher.
> Two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
> are excessively mischievous
> They are always getting into trouble
> and their parents know all about it.
> If any mischief occurs in their town,
> the two boys are probably involved.
>
> The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
> disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
> The preacher agreed,
> but he asked to see them individually.
> So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the
> older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
>
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> The preacher, a huge man with a
> booming?voice, sat the younger
> boy down and asked him sternly,
> "Do you know where God is, son?"
>
> The boy's mouth dropped open, but he
> made no response,sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
> So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where
> is God?!"
>
> Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
> The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
> boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
>
> The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into
> his closet, slamming the door behind him.
>
> When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,"What
> happened?"
> The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
> trouble this time.
> "GOD is missing,
> and they think we did it!"
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