yay for the alphabet
I started in the UFRC but they handle cash like a UFLJCer in LV so I moved to GA and joined the PCJAJCLVX, until I learned that they don’t allow my wife to wear a skirt 2 inches off the floor with a 1 inch slit, so I was thinking about LAPCJCI but they allow 3 inches off the floor with a 2 inch slit. The UCJV don’t pronounce Jeezus like they used to, so I was forced to join up with the PAJCLVI, who turned out to be a bunch of blackslidden sissies who SO are NOTHING like the JCLAPCW, who burn Christmas trees on Tuesdays and stand firm against letting people put pink hearts on birthday cards. Does anybody know if there’s a JCWWF minimum on Bun height?
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