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12-08-2009, 09:32 PM
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NYC Craigslist "Missed Connections" - You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)
"You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime."
http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html
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12-08-2009, 09:57 PM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
It would have to be totally unladylike to laugh at such a crass post! But, I can't help it!!! 
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12-08-2009, 10:25 PM
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12-09-2009, 06:53 AM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
It would have to be totally unladylike to laugh at such a crass post! But, I can't help it!!! |
My wife originally saw it yesterday when one of her Facebook "friends" posted it on the wall. I actually had to come into the room when I heard her doubled over laughing.
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12-09-2009, 07:36 AM
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RANDY!!! I am at work- How am i supposed to explain to those around me why I am laughing uncontrollably without telling them why????
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12-09-2009, 07:51 AM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
That is hilarious!!!!
Why do people do that in public?
Have you ever walked onto an elevator as someone else walks off and you KNOW what they did before they exited. GAG!!!!
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12-09-2009, 07:54 AM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne
NYC Craigslist "Missed Connections" - You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)
"You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime."
http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html |
LOL!!
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12-09-2009, 08:05 AM
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12-09-2009, 08:08 AM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
That is hilarious!!!!
Why do people do that in public?
Have you ever walked onto an elevator as someone else walks off and you KNOW what they did before they exited. GAG!!!!
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Yeah, right, like youve never let one go in an elevator 
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Last edited by shag; 12-09-2009 at 09:53 AM.
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12-09-2009, 09:46 AM
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Re: Actual Craigs List ad
I'm dying!!!! I'm dying!!!! People are looking at me like I'm nuts, laughing til I'm crying, and its all your faults!!
(Thanks, I needed a good laugh!)
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