don´t send me to Africa...

Sister Alvear · #1 12-30-2008, 10:17 PM

Preacher Speaking:
[You know I also attended
Holyland USA in Del Rio TX
Home of the drive in baptismal car wash
and disco house of worship
say Hallelujah
Brethren, that reminds me of a story
I'll never forget the movie Jungle Book
Say Hallelujah
You remember it dont'cha? Dr. Livingstone
say Hallelujah
Beautiful man, pillar of the community
Well you know, quite frankly he went into
The wilds of the jungle and never came back]

Oh Lord I am your willing servant
You know that I have been for years
I'm here in this pew every Sunday and Wednesday
I've stained it with many a tear
I've given You years of my service
I've always given my best
And I've never asked you for anything much
So, Lord I deserve this request

Chorus:
Please don't send me to Africa
I don't think I've got what it takes
I'm just a man,I'm not a Tarzan
Don't like lions, gorillas or snakes
I'll serve you here in suburbia
In my comfortable middle class life
But please don't send me out into the bush
Where the natives are restless at night

I'll see that the money is gathered
I'll see that the money is sent
I'll wash and stack the communion cups
I'll tithe eleven percent
I'll volunteer for the nursery
I'll go on the youth group retreat
I'll usher, I'll deacon , I'll go door to door
Just let me keep warming this seat

(Chorus)

Please don't send me to Africa
I don't think I've got what it takes
I'm just a man I'm not a Tarzan
Don't like lions, gorillas or snakes
I'll serve you here in suburbia
In my comfortable middle class life
But please don't send me to the ends of the earth
Where the natives are restless at night

Scott Wesley Brown...

Sherri · #2 12-30-2008, 10:20 PM

Did you post that in my honor?????

The first time I heard that song I was pretty young and I just cracked up. I love it!

Sister Alvear · #3 12-30-2008, 10:23 PM

Especially for you!

Scott Hutchinson · #4 12-30-2008, 10:34 PM

I couldn't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmHLf1DB_0

Sherri · #5 12-30-2008, 10:41 PM

Bro. Scott, I've heard that song for years, but never seen that video rendition. That was hilarious!

Sandra · #6 12-30-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Alvear

Preacher Speaking:
[You know I also attended
Holyland USA in Del Rio TX
Home of the drive in baptismal car wash
and disco house of worship
say Hallelujah
Brethren, that reminds me of a story
I'll never forget the movie Jungle Book
Say Hallelujah
You remember it dont'cha? Dr. Livingstone
say Hallelujah
Beautiful man, pillar of the community
Well you know, quite frankly he went into
The wilds of the jungle and never came back]

Oh Lord I am your willing servant
You know that I have been for years
I'm here in this pew every Sunday and Wednesday
I've stained it with many a tear
I've given You years of my service
I've always given my best
And I've never asked you for anything much
So, Lord I deserve this request

Chorus:
Please don't send me to Africa
I don't think I've got what it takes
I'm just a man,I'm not a Tarzan
Don't like lions, gorillas or snakes
I'll serve you here in suburbia
In my comfortable middle class life
But please don't send me out into the bush
Where the natives are restless at night

I'll see that the money is gathered
I'll see that the money is sent
I'll wash and stack the communion cups
I'll tithe eleven percent
I'll volunteer for the nursery
I'll go on the youth group retreat
I'll usher, I'll deacon , I'll go door to door
Just let me keep warming this seat

(Chorus)

Please don't send me to Africa
I don't think I've got what it takes
I'm just a man I'm not a Tarzan
Don't like lions, gorillas or snakes
I'll serve you here in suburbia
In my comfortable middle class life
But please don't send me to the ends of the earth
Where the natives are restless at night

Scott Wesley Brown...

I cracked up when I saw the title of this thread... my little walker just got upset at me and said" Mommy go a Africa". lol

Sister Alvear · #7 12-30-2008, 11:00 PM

Give him a big hug from me! Tell him he has a friend in another far away land.

Trouvere · #8 12-31-2008, 07:41 AM

Africa.......no air condition....no running water....bugs...snakes.....souls...Souls win.

Sister Alvear · #9 12-31-2008, 08:33 AM

I love the modern and the remote...so where ever I am as long as it is a mission field I am content...
I was just teasing Sherri...