Renda enters a store that sell curtains.
Renda then tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured Renda that
they had a large selection of pink curtains.
He showed Renda several patterns,
but Renda seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally Renda selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains Renda needed.
Renda replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Renda tells him that they aren't for a room,
they are for
her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,
"But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"
Renda says,
Hellllooooooooo........
My New Computor Has
W I N D O W S ! ! ! ! ! !
{ help, I think I'm having a Blonde Day }
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" ONE LORD - ONE FAITH - ONE BAPTISM
ONE CHURCH - ONE WIFE "
{ AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT WE CALL ONENESS}Greasy Grace
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Wouldn't matter anyway, with all the White-Out on the screen!
Ah, but here's a true story: A guy at work was giving a presentation (yes, a guy, and no, he wasn't blond!), using an overhead projector and old-fashioned pull-down screen. (This was a long time ago!) Noticed a mistake, and walked up to the screen and, I kid you not, crossed something out with a felt marker!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Ah, but here's a true story: A guy at work was giving a presentation (yes, a guy, and no, he wasn't blond!), using an overhead projector and old-fashioned pull-down screen. (This was a long time ago!) Noticed a mistake, and walked up to the screen and, I kid you not, crossed something out with a felt marker!
Guess that's how the electronic white board was invented!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
Ah, but here's a true story: A guy at work was giving a presentation (yes, a guy, and no, he wasn't blond!), using an overhead projector and old-fashioned pull-down screen. (This was a long time ago!) Noticed a mistake, and walked up to the screen and, I kid you not, crossed something out with a felt marker!
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
Ah, but here's a true story: A guy at work was giving a presentation (yes, a guy, and no, he wasn't blond!), using an overhead projector and old-fashioned pull-down screen. (This was a long time ago!) Noticed a mistake, and walked up to the screen and, I kid you not, crossed something out with a felt marker!
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