Are you becoming Religously Nutts

scotty · #1 04-04-2008, 04:36 PM

How bout it??

You hear it every day , right here...

"That's not conviction, that's just your phsycological sub-consious preprogrammed mind altered by too much Kool-Aid"

"That devil paint on your face is gonna send you to hell"

"You didn't get no Holy Ghost, you just said what the "tongues coach" told you to"

"Watch out for UPC or you will look like a stringy haired ugly person"

"The way you live is an embarrassment to God"

We are only saved by grace, hope, love, cross, faith, works, 1 step, 2 step, 3 step..............

Just makes you wanna

Ever felt like

You have been driven Religioulsy Nutts !!!

Well welcome....we are glad to have you....here on the Nutty Bus you can not be judged by your personal convictions, org affiliation or choice of pet breed (cheeee-waaa waaa )

On this bus , sarcasm rules and your right to

is never infringed upon.

I have personally felt the onslaught of ignorance from those who bash, insult, demean and broad brush people right out of their God given salvation for no other reason than to be labeled among the community as "controversial" Yet the word is not listed as a fruit of the Spirit,,

I have taken a couple of days off to embark upon a revival of my own. The results of such have led to the following Articles of Faith that govern the NUTTY BUS:

-- If your brother is distressed because of what you eat, you are no longer acting in love. Do not by your eating destroy your brother for whom Christ died.

-- No squirrels allowed, squirly people ok, but no squirrels.

-- I pray that out of his glorious riches he may strengthen you with power through his Spirit in your inner being, so that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith. And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ,

-- Must be certifiably driven nutts by close minded, mean, self-centered, all knowing people who would rather argue the right to wear a tie-tack as opposed to share and show the Love of our saviour, Jesus Christ our Lord.

-- Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children and live a life of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.

-- Must have a sense of humor and be able to recognize TIC.

So come on aboard, don't matter if your a
pea
hex
wall
chest
standard
hickory or
metric

Just as long as your certifiable