I hope this is not seen as hate speech... If so admin can delete.
You Might Be Taliban If:
...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't
afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry plastic
explosives in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my bottom look fat?"
...You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for,
but
yet you don't know how to read.
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave."
...You wipe your bottom with your bare left hand, but consider bacon to
be
"unclean."
...You've ever said, "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" and you don't
smoke.
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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You are correct.
But we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among them,
just like we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among "Christians."
You are right Bro. There have been a number of times I have used terms like "nutjob" "Whack-pack", "elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'...and others..."
I won't use that kinda terminolgy again. sorry.
Actually, there have been recent polls that as many as 10% of Islamic people approve of of the militant wing of the group..... 10% of a billion plus is a pretty big number.
You are right Bro. There have been a number of times I have used terms like "nutjob" "Whack-pack", "elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'...and others..."
I won't use that kinda terminolgy again. sorry.
Hey, hate to be the wet towel here, but, I can't stand sterotypes. I grew up among Islamic Arab people.
They are not all raving lunatics...
and remember, Tim Mc Viegh did not come from Saudi Arabia.
Your point is well taken and also the reason I hesitated for a while before posting.
Just so you know - I also laugh about all Pentecostals flippin out, Amish "liberties" and hillbilly reunion/weddings. That actually makes it worse and not better, I suppose, but the point is - no harm is intended.
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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