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01-12-2008, 01:05 PM
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I had rather hear a preacher say "I seen" if he has really seen something than to hear him say "I saw" if hasn't ever seen anything! TF Tenney about 1970.
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01-12-2008, 02:05 PM
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Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Turn out the lights. I'm going to the house.
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06-22-2010, 05:27 AM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
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06-22-2010, 08:22 AM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
How refreshing to read through these again. I had forgotten about this thread.
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06-22-2010, 12:45 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
"Don't try to wrap your family around God, wrap God around your family" -- Burl Crabtree.
"I'm not against standards, I believe in holiness standards, but if you come and sit on this pew to look cute, you'll go straight to hell looking cute" -- forgot preacher -- BOTT
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06-22-2010, 12:49 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
"I won't hold you long." - almost every preacher 
"30 minutes is long enough for a good preacher and too long for a bad one." - Billy Cole
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06-22-2010, 01:15 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
"I won't hold you long." - almost every preacher
"30 minutes is long enough for a good preacher and too long for a bad one." - Billy Cole |
No one has had more one-liners than TF Tenney...and they're actually constructive. In fact, there's a book titled, "Keeping the Main Thing the Main Thing" that has his stuff in it.
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06-22-2010, 01:17 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
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"Ushers, hold that plate under their nose until they drop something green in it."
My late pastor.
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waiting until something green drops from their nose into the plate?
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06-22-2010, 02:40 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
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Originally Posted by notofworks
No one has had more one-liners than TF Tenney...and they're actually constructive. In fact, there's a book titled, "Keeping the Main Thing the Main Thing" that has his stuff in it.
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I've heard of his book. I've never read it. I wasn't raised UPC, so some of these people, who I respect, are not as endearing to me as they are to others who post here.
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06-22-2010, 03:03 PM
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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I've heard of his book. I've never read it. I wasn't raised UPC, so some of these people, who I respect, are not as endearing to me as they are to others who post here.
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As you may guess, I have no affection for the UPC or much of anything it stands for. But I'd listen to TF Tenney any time I ever could. I've never heard that much come out of one person. (side note: I wouldn't walk next door to hear his son)
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