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Old 01-08-2008, 11:30 AM
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One liners you remember from Ministers

Have you ever heard a sermon and one line sticks with you?

For example I remember the following.

Bro. Harry Haygood's message "The King Can Do No Wrong"

Bro. Lee Stoneking message "saints that say, "I wonder what it would be like to etc. are wandering sheep".

Bro. Darryl Hooper message "stretch forth your hand" didn't say what hand, YET the man stretched forth his withered hand.

Can you remember any?
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Old 01-08-2008, 11:33 AM
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Old 01-08-2008, 11:48 AM
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"I'll Shoot Your Monkey" - if you come in my office with a monkey on your back, I'll shoot it or you'll leave my office with it still on your back.
Now that will get your attention.
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:00 PM
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Now that will get your attention.
Pastor Cupples talked about preaching this sermon and said it might be time to pull it out and preach it again. Caught my ears just hearing about it.
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:08 PM
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Have you ever heard a sermon and one line sticks with you?

For example I remember the following.

Bro. Harry Haygood's message "The King Can Do No Wrong"

Bro. Lee Stoneking message "saints that say, "I wonder what it would be like to etc. are wandering sheep".

Bro. Darryl Hooper message "stretch forth your hand" didn't say what hand, YET the man stretched forth his withered hand.

Can you remember any?
Let's name the baby - John Wilhoit (not sure that's how you spell his last name) he said everyone preaches against sin but not very many will name the sin.
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:11 PM
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:28 PM
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When you're out of the way of duty, you're in the way of temptation -Lee Stoneking

Look where you're going, or you'll end up going where you're looking -Stoneking

The only pill we need is the "gospill". Take the gos-pill, and it'll cure all your ills. -Pastor Scotty Teets, Ozone Park, NY

Even if the terrorists blow us up, they can only blow us as high as heaven... and we're getting off there anyway! - S. Teets

God can't work through us, unless he can first work in us. - Pastor Darrell Johns, Atlanta, GA

The Lord giveth,and the Lord taketh away, but blessed be the name of the Lord! - a preacher, talkng about his growing bald spot.


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Old 01-08-2008, 12:37 PM
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:13 PM
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"All the fat is the Lord's!" (I believe it was Paul Mooney?)
Seems like I heard Charles McHaney preach that as well.
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:15 PM
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When you're out of the way of duty, you're in the way of temptation -Lee Stoneking

Look where you're going, or you'll end up going where you're looking -Stoneking

The only pill we need is the "gospill". Take the gos-pill, and it'll cure all your ills. -Pastor Scotty Teets, Ozone Park, NY

Even if the terrorists blow us up, they can only blow us as high as heaven... and we're getting off there anyway! - S. Teets

God can't work through us, unless he can first work in us. - Pastor Darrell Johns, Atlanta, GA

The Lord giveth,and the Lord taketh away, but blessed be the name of the Lord! - a preacher, talkng about his growing bald spot.

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Reminds me of a saying of my friend...blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be shot from both sides.
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