Ok, I just had to run with this. Here are a few quick idea's I had:
Things to do if you want to get banned!
Threads you probably shouldn’t start:
1) A thread about Hitler that begins with “Overall, old Adolph had some pretty good ideas….”
2) “The S & M Playground: Tools, techniques, and toys”
3) “Post your favorite spells and incantations HERE!”
4) “My Hemorrhoid Blog”. Include graphic photos.
General behavior you shouldn’t engage in:
1) Pick 10 completely different random scripture versus and try to start a serious thread on each. This in itself won’t get you banned, but then repeat with another 10 in an hour…. And an hour after that, and an hour after that. Always keep them completely random and continue.
2) Post a picture of you and your wife, then a few hours later apologies loudly and publicly about accidentally posting a picture of yourself and your mistress. Publicly request that the admins remove it and continue to express your embarrassment.
3) Start a special prayer request that your wife doesn’t find out about the errant post above.
4) PM everyone with every “forward this to 10 friends” email you get in your normal email boxes.
5) Talk about how much money you make and start a thread claiming everyone who makes less then you as having “no faith” and inferior in Gods eyes.
6) PM everyone with the message “I know something you don’t!”
7) Every chance you get and in every thread, start posting that you just received a special revelation from God Himself that YOUR to be the new leader of the free world, and soon the world itself.
8) Use only the lyrics from various Beatles tunes whenever you post a message.
9) Rotate through at least 5 screen names on a regular basis. Give each one a random personality and gender.
And finally:
10) Tell Wholehearted “I saw you on TV the other day!”
On the old forum, I have sat for hours, manually deleting my posts one at a time (I deleted over 1000 posts this way on the original FCF). My reasoning was more that no one listens to anything I say anyway, so no one deserves access to anything that I might write. They have restricted that ability on this forum to a few hours so it wouldn't work here.
Now, I just rarely post anything serious because my views are so diametrically opposed to 99.999% of people in forums like this. I just make little annoying comments from time to time.
just so you know that made me NUTS because I did/do read what you post.
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Ok, I just had to run with this. Here are a few quick idea's I had:
Things to do if you want to get banned!
Threads you probably shouldn’t start:
1) A thread about Hitler that begins with “Overall, old Adolph had some pretty good ideas….”
2) “The S & M Playground: Tools, techniques, and toys”
3) “Post your favorite spells and incantations HERE!”
4) “My Hemorrhoid Blog”. Include graphic photos.
General behavior you shouldn’t engage in:
1) Pick 10 completely different random scripture versus and try to start a serious thread on each. This in itself won’t get you banned, but then repeat with another 10 in an hour…. And an hour after that, and an hour after that. Always keep them completely random and continue.
2) Post a picture of you and your wife, then a few hours later apologies loudly and publicly about accidentally posting a picture of yourself and your mistress. Publicly request that the admins remove it and continue to express your embarrassment.
3) Start a special prayer request that your wife doesn’t find out about the errant post above.
4) PM everyone with every “forward this to 10 friends” email you get in your normal email boxes.
5) Talk about how much money you make and start a thread claiming everyone who makes less then you as having “no faith” and inferior in Gods eyes.
6) PM everyone with the message “I know something you don’t!”
7) Every chance you get and in every thread, start posting that you just received a special revelation from God Himself that YOUR to be the new leader of the free world, and soon the world itself.
8) Use only the lyrics from various Beatles tunes whenever you post a message.
9) Rotate through at least 5 screen names on a regular basis. Give each one a random personality and gender.
And finally:
10) Tell Wholehearted “I saw you on TV the other day!”
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
Ok, I just had to run with this. Here are a few quick idea's I had:
Things to do if you want to get banned!
Threads you probably shouldn’t start:
1) A thread about Hitler that begins with “Overall, old Adolph had some pretty good ideas….”
2) “The S & M Playground: Tools, techniques, and toys”
3) “Post your favorite spells and incantations HERE!”
4) “My Hemorrhoid Blog”. Include graphic photos.
General behavior you shouldn’t engage in:
1) Pick 10 completely different random scripture versus and try to start a serious thread on each. This in itself won’t get you banned, but then repeat with another 10 in an hour…. And an hour after that, and an hour after that. Always keep them completely random and continue.
2) Post a picture of you and your wife, then a few hours later apologies loudly and publicly about accidentally posting a picture of yourself and your mistress. Publicly request that the admins remove it and continue to express your embarrassment.
3) Start a special prayer request that your wife doesn’t find out about the errant post above.
4) PM everyone with every “forward this to 10 friends” email you get in your normal email boxes.
5) Talk about how much money you make and start a thread claiming everyone who makes less then you as having “no faith” and inferior in Gods eyes.
6) PM everyone with the message “I know something you don’t!”
7) Every chance you get and in every thread, start posting that you just received a special revelation from God Himself that YOUR to be the new leader of the free world, and soon the world itself.
8) Use only the lyrics from various Beatles tunes whenever you post a message.
9) Rotate through at least 5 screen names on a regular basis. Give each one a random personality and gender.
And finally:
10) Tell Wholehearted “I saw you on TV the other day!”
VERY funny post.
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
WWOD made sure he did it right when he was permanently banned on FCF. (Even though it wasn't completely permanent.)
Huh?
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
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