The Proper Method for Beating Your Wife, Kids and Donkey..Islamic Dr Phil speaks

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Brett Prince

She makes my heart beat a little faster every time I see her...so my heart beats just a little faster than hers does when we're together. Now, how's that for manliness?

Awww....that's nice.

[Mercy]

Originally Posted by ILG

Like the women are really going to care if he refuses to sleep with them. A jerk who had been bossing them around for how long and will beat them if they don't do what they want. Wow, I'd be turned on!!

I guess it would probably matter if the culture suggests you are more of a "woman" by the number of children you bare. If you aren't "doing it" then you cant have any kids....making you less of a woman in the eyes of society. So yeah, from that respect it would be punishment.

[BrotherEastman]

Originally Posted by Brett Prince

Really. Yes. I mean it. I don't believe there is anything unscriptural about it. She doesn't like it, but I am the man and I am bigger than her, so she'll just have to live with it.





















































































































I beat her to the refrigerator.


I beat her to the soda pop.



I beat her to the cash register at ANY of the local restaurants.



I beat her to the shower in the morning.




I beat her to WORK in the morning.




I sometimes even beat her to sleep at night.





Every once in a while I beat her to the prayer room.





I often beat her to the toilet.






On a rare occasion, I beat her up............

......................the stairs.






Now see here, you CAN'T PROVE there is anything unscriptural about any of this. Beating my wife is part of the joy of living--but there is one thing about beating my wife that is first and foremost.





She makes my heart beat a little faster every time I see her...so my heart beats just a little faster than hers does when we're together. Now, how's that for manliness?

impressive