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Re: AFF University
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Fortunately no, but Pro needs to lose the young earth view she has been clinging to.
Can you handle that class?
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Hence, why YOU are in the registrars office and not the theology department...
go find another thread to hijack... 
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01-02-2010, 08:51 PM
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Re: AFF University
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My wife is demanding an opportunity on a trip coming up to Mexico. She's insisting that you can do it in a skirt.
The UPC standards nonsense has that sort of a grip on my home. In order to be "modest" she's insisting that she flash her 40 year old bum to the assembled crowd below and that it would be "okay."
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Your worries are without merit. I have seen ladies do zip lines in skirts. I have not seen immodesty, but have seen some get hurt.
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01-02-2010, 08:52 PM
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Re: AFF University
Just give me the book/website and tell me when the test is.
K, thanks.
No lecture, no video, no post 6 times in each forum. Just let me read, test and get a grade. 
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01-02-2010, 08:53 PM
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Re: AFF University
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Hence, why YOU are in the registrars office and not the theology department...
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I am just in the registrars office to embezzle some funds before I head back to hijack any class I please at AFF U.
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Re: AFF University
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I would be teaching the A+/Network+/Security+ computer classes.
That's about it for me.
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But I'm counting on you to do the field trips to show the stromatolite fossils in the lower deposits near the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Stromatolite only form in still waters and require years to grow. They have annual growth rings like trees. This is proof that (among many other proofs) the Grand Canyon sediments could not have been laid down during a hypothesized world wide flood a mere 4,000 years ago or so.
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I'll teach art. Of course, some may be disappointed that Michelangelo's David now wears a fig leaf.... Nah, they'll be more disappointed in some of the other newly clothed nudes, won't they. 
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Re: AFF University
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Your worries are without merit. I have seen ladies do zip lines in skirts. I have not seen immodesty, but have seen some get hurt.
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Are you suggesting that he should only worry about his wife's modesty and not her well being?
You must be teaching ethics...
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Re: AFF University
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Yes for keeping the "online" portion actually online and working. Of course I am talking about actually teaching computer basics. Something that I feel is probably sorely lacking in most bible colleges.
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Ok, here I go hijacking my own thread...
I teach the microsoft office suite to students Kindergarten Through High School- I teach it through projects that the students complete throughout the year. I really felt like they were getting a bit short changed because of my lack of knowledge concerning hardware. I went to a Christian School conference and attended 2 IT classes, I found our program to be worlds and away ahead. I ended up almost co-teaching one of the seminars... it is sad...
BUT I refuse to teach MS at AFF U
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01-02-2010, 08:56 PM
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Re: AFF University
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But I'm counting on you to do the field trips to show the stromatolite fossils in the lower deposits near the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Stromatolite only form in still waters and require years to grow. They have annual growth rings like trees. This is proof that (among many other proofs) the Grand Canyon sediments could not have been laid down during a hypothesized world wide flood a mere 4,000 years ago or so.
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I am signing Pro up for that field trip.
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Re: AFF University
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Your worries are without merit. I have seen ladies do zip lines in skirts. I have not seen immodesty, but have seen some get hurt.
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How were they hurt? Did they wear the harness in the recommended fashion, or did they have to use just one leg hole?
That's the danger I fear. If the carriage snagged at all you could zip right through the harness itself and fall to the bottom of the ravine or whatever.
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