The stink in farts controls blood pressure

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Some people also feel that when you pass gas, yawn, or belch you are releasing demons from your body, too.

I thought yawning was considered an opening for demons to enter and that was why you put your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn.

[Sam]

Do you know the major problem with passing gas in church?








You have to sit in your own pew.

[Sam]

An elderly sister leaned over toward her husband in church and said, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"


He replied, "Get your hearing checked."

[steve p]

Do yall smell something?

[jaxfam6]

yeah I am glad this isn't smell-a-vision.

[All4one]

This thread is a real gas! so it must have good blood pressure.