Aquila, that was sooo funny. I do hope you will get a better neighbor. Hitler wasn't the friendliest person. Maybe you will luck up anybody else. I can't even think of a worst person than Hitler.
Robocall guy doesn't enter heaven at all. He gets to look into the windows only wishing he could come in.
Let's put him in a room with an awesome dinner on the table, and every time he sits down and he's about to take a bite, the phone rings! Of course, he is magically forced to put the fork down and answer it and listen to, well, you know.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
I sincerely hope I'm saved, but with my luck, even if I am saved, Heaven will loose my RSVP for 10,000 years while I roast in Purgatory on the edge of the lake of fire. Once they find my UPCI baptismal certificate they'll allow me in - but they’ll be all out of white robes. So I’ll be issued a fuchsia bathrobe that once belonged to Charles Spurgeon (a favorite preacher of mine, but a smoker *cough cough*). Then when I finally get to the Marriage Supper they’ll be all out of Lamb and Ham so I’ll get stuck eating cold corn and what’s left of the green beans and hummus - and to top off my first day in Heaven … in the New Jerusalem I'll get the room at the end of a 144,000 cubit hallway next to the noisy ice-machine. My room mate will be a Cherubim with a speech impediment who won’t stop saying, “Howey howey howey ith duh Wud Gwud Awewighty.”, for what seems like an eternity. Then they'll relocate me out to a fixer-upper mansion on the South side of the Crystal Sea. As it turns out, crackjak will be right and Hitler will be moved in right next door - and our Heavenly property values will drop. To make matters worse my immediate neighbors to the East will be a bunch of rowdy Christian Reincarnationists who are just renting.
Oh well... I'm sure it could be worse.
This was hilarious. And especially when I read it in the voice of the Donkey from Winnie the Pooh.
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I am going to be better than I am today....(Phil 1:6)
Sorry to be a dissenter... but I "deserve" hell as much as Hitler - there is no good thing in me save Christ.
Saul (Paul) too was evil and feared like Hitler.
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
I personally vote for the person that invented chocolate, the one that discovered sugar, and the one who made the first batch of chocolate chip cookies!
Of course, he is magically forced to put the fork down and answer it and listen to, well, you know.
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