If Liberal Oneness Pentecostals Ruled America

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

You guys can not be serious here. I guess it all to which interpretation of Liberal you are mean. I am a pretty liberal pentecostal and I would not stand for most of this stuff. Although, I would think it would be neat to see a women in a beard....oh even better Epley in China.....neat thought. J/K

What about "What if God's INTENDED Oneness Penetcostals Ruled America?" Forget the ditches of left and right. How about what God wanted? lol

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by mfblume

What about "What if God's INTENDED Oneness Penetcostals Ruled America?" Forget the ditches of left and right. How about what God wanted? lol

God wants us to Rule the world...that is why we have the bigger
churches...haha No really God wants us to rule and reign one day we will...Liberals and conservatives

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by mfblume

What about "What if God's INTENDED Oneness Penetcostals Ruled America?" Forget the ditches of left and right. How about what God wanted? lol

if God were to get involved at that level, he would appoint a moderate.

Originally Posted by Ferd

if God were to get involved at that level, he would appoint a moderate.

Not a chance...He prefers a man with a backbone.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Theophilus

Not a chance...He prefers a man with a backbone.

moderates have backbones. we have to fight the libs on the left and the cons on the right.

you dont be a moderate unless you got backbones in spades.

Originally Posted by Ferd

moderates have backbones. we have to fight the libs on the left and the cons on the right.

you dont be a moderate unless you got backbones in spades.

LOL! Reminds me of Hitler, fighting wars on two fronts, but when it came down to it he had not a backbone either.

What are you fighting for? The right to play the shifting middle ground?

It's all yours, we'll let you have it.

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by COOPER

The Con's would rise up and start a civil war.

Or the Liberals would put the Con's to death shouting "Down with truth, Down with Holiness!!"

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

TV advertising rates would be regulated and monitored.
Epley would move to China.
Beards on women Preachers.
TBN would knock off C-Span and be subsidized
New fuel for vehicles, burned hymnals!

Al Gore would be crowned King...he would have the Tax Payers paying for his excessive use of un-renewable energy while everyone that is not related to a liberal multimillionaire would have to live in a cave and eat staples generously donated by the benevolent El Presidente (and Spanish would be the official language)

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

You guys can not be serious here. I guess it all to which interpretation of Liberal you are mean. I am a pretty liberal pentecostal and I would not stand for most of this stuff. Although, I would think it would be neat to see a women in a beard....oh even better Epley in China.....neat thought. J/K

yeah well I am conservative but far from an Ultra Conservative and I think it would be absurd to force anything I believe on anyone else

[RevDWW]

Then we'll all be Baptist!!!!