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Old 10-26-2008, 01:20 PM
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Re: The stink in farts controls blood pressure

WOW!! If this does lead to a medicine then my grandpa could make a small fortune every time he walked across the room !
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Old 10-26-2008, 02:37 PM
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Re: The stink in farts controls blood pressure

Can see it now....aide stations where when someone has a blood pressure attack they hit an alarm and this dude runs out yelling *PULL MY FINGER STAT!!!!*
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Some people also feel that when you pass gas, yawn, or belch you are releasing demons from your body, too.
Ummm... I've been around a few people enough to truly believe that to be true! The smell is no doubt demonic!
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:36 PM
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Who knew....there IS a benefit in barking wall spiders.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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Ok Cindy, I'm here now what? LOL
I thought you might add some class to this thread...........
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:51 PM
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Re: The stink in farts controls blood pressure

My grandson says he doesn't know what y'all are talking about. He just likes being called a "pooter tooter."
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:57 PM
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Re: The stink in farts controls blood pressure

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I thought you might add some class to this thread...........
Not sure how to add class to such an ... explosive topic.

But I do have to agree with an earlier post, it would be logical that as some were having their blood pressure lowered others around them would probably find theirs climbing.


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Old 10-26-2008, 06:09 PM
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Not sure how to add class to such an ... explosive topic.

But I do have to agree with an earlier post, it would be logical that as some were having their blood pressure lowered others around them would probably find theirs climbing.


Sorry, did I recommend this thread?
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I'm just glad this is a cyber conversation. LOL
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I'm just glad this is a cyber conversation. LOL
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