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PreacherV · #11 12-21-2007, 10:01 AM

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I'll donate hosting and web master. I'll design and write the tracts. Can I use Don Knotts photos?

Welcome! You are valued!

It looks like we are also in dire need of someone to step and be the official welcome wagon for ALLURE. I predict by the end of the day, we could be bigger than the UPC and WWPF combined! A great day for Apostolicism!

AmazingGrace · #12 12-21-2007, 10:01 AM

Ok well on that note I have to ask... do yall prefer the beef, regular or cheddar lil smokies and .... lattice topped or crumble apple pie???

AmazingGrace · #13 12-21-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PreacherV

Welcome! You are valued!

It looks like we are also in dire need of someone to step and be the official welcome wagon for ALLURE. I predict by the end of the day, we could be bigger than the UPC and WWPF combined! A great day for Apostolicism!

Where is One Accord?!?!

PastorD · #14 12-21-2007, 10:02 AM

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit.

PreacherV · #15 12-21-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Where is One Accord?!?!

Acts chapter 2. We at ALLURE are looking to recapture that original Book of Acts unity! TOGETHER WE CAN!!

revrandy · #16 12-21-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorD

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit.

No Ear Bobs...Eye Bobs...or Toe Bobs...No Bobbed Hair..No Bobby Socks...No Brethren Named Bob or Bobby...

If you come into the church...and your named Bob...called Bob or go by Bobby...your name shall be changed ...to Robert....

I think this should be the highlight of your doctrinal statement...right off the bat so folks know you mean bitness....for shizzle...

Neck · #17 12-21-2007, 10:05 AM

I think we should start an organization of those here on the Forum.

We would have it all...

PastorD · #18 12-21-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PreacherV

Acts chapter 2. We at ALLURE are looking to recapture that original Book of Acts unity! TOGETHER WE CAN!!

What about the name "Assure" instead? The abreviations work much better for me.

revrandy · #19 12-21-2007, 10:06 AM

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I think we should start an organization of those here on the Forum.

We would have it all...

I vote Coonskinner to be our Outreach Director!!!

PreacherV · #20 12-21-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorD

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit.

Holiness is absitively posilutely essential. I hereby appoint you to draft the holiness statement of your choice and submit it to me pronto. Congratulations on your new kingdom status!