A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he
Sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
Tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
Parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
Lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the
Girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
Endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
The most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
Was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
Felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
On the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
Affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The journalist leaves..
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
Indeed Brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Last night at church the praise singers opened with song and the church responded with prayer and worship...Holy Ghost had his way and the pastor yielded his message in light of....the praise singers continued and the church continued worshipping and praying...Awesome move of God as aisles and alters filled up...afterward the pastor decided not to preach his sermon and ended the service postponing the children's church Christmas party until Sunday night....my seven yr old nephew looking upset says...."I knew they were playing that last song too long"...LOL!!!!!
Last night at church the praise singers opened with song and the church responded with prayer and worship...Holy Ghost had his way and the pastor yielded his message in light of....the praise singers continued and the church continued worshipping and praying...Awesome move of God as aisles and alters filled up...afterward the pastor decided not to preach his sermon and ended the service postponing the children's church Christmas party until Sunday night....my seven yr old nephew looking upset says...."I knew they were playing that last song too long"...LOL!!!!!
LOL.......poor kids!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
Last night at church the praise singers opened with song and the church responded with prayer and worship...Holy Ghost had his way and the pastor yielded his message in light of....the praise singers continued and the church continued worshipping and praying...Awesome move of God as aisles and alters filled up...afterward the pastor decided not to preach his sermon and ended the service postponing the children's church Christmas party until Sunday night....my seven yr old nephew looking upset says...."I knew they were playing that last song too long"...LOL!!!!!
I wonder. Think God had a reason to stop that sermon from being given?
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known…... ONLY women would be able to drag an overwight, old man, in a red velvet suit, all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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