Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[Nahum]

He seems to be much more accurate than a lot of other prophets making the circuit nowadays.

[Scott Hutchinson]

I bet the Prophet has words of prosperity for me this year,boy my ears do itch a bit.

[Thad]

Originally Posted by Barb

Can't be, girl...the spelling is too right on for Thaddy...

oh that's cold
Nope it's not me Renda.

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Scott Hutchinson

I bet the Prophet has words of prosperity for me this year,boy my ears do itch a bit.

No for that you need to go find AB LOL

[Barb]

Originally Posted by Thad

oh that's cold
Nope it's not me Renda.

Lovingly cold, but true...

[Barb]

Oh great one, why art thou found on page two?!

Has your well of wisdom gone dry, or is it that the faithful no longer desire a true word?!

Originally Posted by Barb

Oh great one, why art thou found on page two?!

Has your well of wisdom gone dry, or is it that the faithful no longer desire a true word?!

Hear this day the word that I shall speak unto you: can a mosquito suck dry the blood of the elephant?

Can a single honeybee consume all the nectar in Busch Gardens?

Yea, if Daniel Alicea's ego were a cistern filled with sugar water, could one hummingbird drink it dry?

Even so, the fountain of my wisdom is not of this world, and cannot be exhausted.

This I say, that a woe of leviathan proportions approaches for He who gossips, the tickler of ivories and titillator of lascivious minds known as Thad.

I would that he would come and enquire of the Prophet, that he might hear the word at my mouth, Yea.

For of such is the kingdom.

[Barb]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Hear this day the word that I shall speak unto you: can a mosquito suck dry the blood of the elephant?

Can a single honeybee consume all the nectar in Busch Gardens?

Yea, if Daniel Alicea's ego were a cistern filled with sugar water, could one hummingbird drink it dry?

Even so, the fountain of my wisdom is not of this world, and cannot be exhausted.

This I say, that a woe of leviathan proportions approaches for He who gossips, the tickler of ivories and titillator of lascivious minds known as Thad.

I would that he would come and enquire of the Prophet, that he might hear the word at my mouth, Yea.

For of such is the kingdom.

Thy word has been gratefully received by those with an ear to hear...thank you for so honoring us this day.

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Hear this day the word that I shall speak unto you: can a mosquito suck dry the blood of the elephant?
Can a single honeybee consume all the nectar in Busch Gardens?

Yea, if Daniel Alicea's ego were a cistern filled with sugar water, could one hummingbird drink it dry?

Even so, the fountain of my wisdom is not of this world, and cannot be exhausted.

This I say, that a woe of leviathan proportions approaches for He who gossips, the tickler of ivories and titillator of lascivious minds known as Thad.

I would that he would come and enquire of the Prophet, that he might hear the word at my mouth, Yea.

For of such is the kingdom.

I think a more apropos analogy might be "Can a single shovel scoop up the waste of an army of horses?"

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

I think a more apropos analogy might be "Can a single shovel scoop up the waste of an army of horses?"

Woe unto thee, O Phelps, and again I say, Woe! For though of late thy posts be few, yet thy transgressions are many; and yea, though thou smitest the Prophet with thy words, yet thy smiting feeleth like unto the brush of a butterfly's wing.

For though thou thinketh thyself to be weighty and ponderous, yet the only thing weighty is the spare tire around thy middle, Yea.

Repent of this thy folly, lest emerods be thy portion all thy days, that at every upstanding and downsitting, thou remeberest the folly of thy words, even the words thou hast hurled against the Prophet, for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say, Woe!