Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[ThePastorsCoach]

Hey JTullock - I want to be the Assistant Presiding Bishop of your "Shorts for our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" but I am NOT SHORT! Do you accept tall people in your organization or are all tall people going to hell?

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Hey JTullock - I want to be the Assistant Presiding Bishop of your "Shorts for our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" but I am NOT SHORT! Do you accept tall people in your organization or are all tall people going to hell?

Heigth does not matter so much really. The truth is that all you have to do is wear shorts and love God. Our Alliance condems no one to hell accept UC's. J/K. The truth is that I need an Assitant PB. All the work is getting to me. I am a one-man-commitee. I need to hand out assignments. First, could you help me to set up our bylaws? Or maybe we should not have bylaws. What do you think?

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Height does not matter so much really. The truth is that all you have to do is wear shorts and love God. Our Alliance condemns no one to hell accept UC's. J/K. The truth is that I need an Assistant PB. All the work is getting to me. I am a one-man-committee. I need to hand out assignments. First, could you help me to set up our bylaws? Or maybe we should not have bylaws. What do you think?

Well - First of all - we need to define what shorts are! I think we need some rules and regulations and to define what brands of shorts are we will accept and what colors and the thread count and how long or short they can be and have a shorts committee to determine if what people are wearing are really shorts. We don't want just ANYBODY joining our movement - then some might try and take over the hierarchy and remove us from our high and holy positions.
If we have bylaws and a Statement of Faith - it needs to be kept SECRET or people will want to question us about WHAT WE DID NOT PUT ON THERE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's have a SHORTS convention. I think we should ban Yankees from wearing shorts. My first order as the PB. Only those really deserving - Those that live in HOT places and Southerners - God's TRUE people!

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Well - First of all - we need to define what shorts are! I think we need some rules and regulations and to define what brands of shorts are we will accept and what colors and the thread count and how long or short they can be and have a shorts committee to determine if what people are wearing are really shorts. We don't want just ANYBODY joining our movement - then some might try and take over the hierarchy and remove us from our high and holy positions.
If we have bylaws and a Statement of Faith - it needs to be kept SECRET or people will want to question us about WHAT WE DID NOT PUT ON THERE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's have a SHORTS convention. I think we should ban Yankees from wearing shorts. My first order as the PB. Only those really deserving - Those that live in HOT places and Southerners - God's TRUE people!

As far as the first part, length, it is hard to say what is long and what is short. Pun intended. I am not for coloring, oh wait, that was the old UC speaking. NEVERMIND. I think the higher thread count should be reserved for you and I. Since we are the High Potentates! I agree though that we need to carefully consider whom we allow to join.
Let Bylaws be GoneBy, and our SoF be hidden! I don't mind questions, cause I answer them all day long anyway.

If we have a "Shorts" convention then if will have to be done soon and I think we should make our headquarters here in Phoenix and a second campus with you. Though one day we may merge them. By the way I hate the Yankees, more of a Red Sox man myself. Well done on the first order of business!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

As far as the first part, length, it is hard to say what is long and what is short. Pun intended. I am not for coloring, oh wait, that was the old UC speaking. NEVERMIND. I think the higher thread count should be reserved for you and I. Since we are the High Potentates! I agree though that we need to carefully consider whom we allow to join.
Let Bylaws be GoneBy, and our SoF be hidden! I don't mind questions, cause I answer them all day long anyway.

If we have a "Shorts" convention then if will have to be done soon and I think we should make our headquarters here in Phoenix and a second campus with you. Though one day we may merge them. By the way I hate the Yankees, more of a Red Sox man myself. Well done on the first order of business!

I humbly request to be a member of the board!!!!!!!:sshhh

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by NLYP

I humbly request to be a member of the board!!!!!!!:sshhh

Let the records show that NLYP has asked to be a board member not a bored member. I make the motion we need a second........................

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by NLYP

I humbly request to be a member of the board!!!!!!!:sshhh

Oh Lord - Here they come - Everybody wanting to join our organization. Well - Send that Vow of $1000 and a picture of you in shorts and we will send you a free autographed picture of me and some envelopes to sow your seed into this worthy ministry of greasy grace and charismatic confusion.

All offerings are non-refundable and we cannot be held accountable for anything at anytime or how we spend it or what we do with it. It is our business and NO ONE ELSE'S!

Second order of Business - We shall be ONE Organization in TWO Locations - Phoenix & Atlanta. Everybody else is a PEON and subject to be beaten up in airport parking lots at 5 AM in the morning if you dispute our word.

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Let the records show that NLYP has asked to be a board member not a bored member. I make the motion we need a second........................

Well - You KNOW WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN THREE!!!!!!!!!
I say we BAN the number three from all writing and conversation.
How can we have THREE on our board when we do not believe in the number three?
I think we should remain a TWONESS board.

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Oh Lord - Here they come - Everybody wanting to join our organization. Well - Send that Vow of $1000 and a picture of you in shorts and we will send you a free autographed picture of me and some envelopes to sow your seed into this worthy ministry of greasy grace and charismatic confusion.

All offerings are non-refundable and we cannot be held accountable for anything at anytime or how we spend it or what we do with it. It is our business and NO ONE ELSE'S!

Second order of Business - We shall be ONE Organization in TWO Locations - Phoenix & Atlanta. Everybody else is a PEON and subject to be beaten up in airport parking lots at 5 AM in the morning if you dispute our word.

Come on Bishop! Take in easy on the man. I mean we do need a midwest rep. I think he can do a fine job. Though he does need to send the picture in shorts. That is the make or brake pointm where the rubber meets the road or should I say where the shorts meet the knees!! I am a comedian in a Presding Bishops chair. Go figure

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Well - You KNOW WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN THREE!!!!!!!!!
I say we BAN the number three from all writing and conversation.
How can we have THREE on our board when we do not believe in the number three?
I think we should remain a TWONESS board.

OK, but we still need a rep in the midwest. I think he is a great canidate. He might have money we could use!?!?!?! I think NLYP still needs a vote to make it since it is only you and I......He might not make it.

I agree though strike all realtions to 3=three-trinity=triune from our midst. Not that we do not believe it. It does make it where we may have to answer a few less questions. But if you think about it A.P.B. we might need a third to round out our trinity.