QUESTION: Is Pastor JAMES CARNEY Leaving the UPC?????

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by retsambeW

We were accused of that long ago. However, when you look at the flimsy evidence, you realize we could not possibly be charismatic.

Phil wears black suits, and I don't wear a wedding ring or watch.

Well.....Dr. Phil cain't be no UC.... not with that big , beautiful smile on his face!

Originally Posted by Theophil

Well.....Dr. Phil cain't be no UC.... not with that big , beautiful smile on his face!

I had just butcherd the hogs and slaughtered some sheep... Even UCs smile at times like those!

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by philjones

I had just butchered the hogs and slaughtered some sheep... Even UCs smile at times like those!

I do hope you're not talkin' about former members of your congregation!!!!

Originally Posted by Theophil

I do hope you're not talkin' about former members of your congregation!!!!

You are perceptive oh wise one!

We have our own version of the song Water Grave... in my house there's been a mercy killing.. you figure out our version!

WATER GRAVE

In my house there's been a mercy killing.
The man I used to be has been crucified.
And the death of this man was the final way of revealing,
In the spiritual way to live, I had to die.
Now if I let that dead man linger in me,
I might get a little idle in my way.
So, I'm going down to the celebration river,
And take this dead man down to a water grave.

I'm goin' down to the river.
And I'm gonna be buried alive.
I want to show my Heavenly Father,
The man I use to be has finally died.

Now when I think of where I'm goin',
In terms of where I've been,
It makes me glad to know, my Lord, that I've been born again.
Now when I think of where I'm goin',
In terms of where I've been,
It makes me glad to know, my Lord, that I've been born again.

I'm goin' down to the river,
And I'm gonna be buried alive, in Jesus Name,
I want to show my Heavenly Father,
The man I use to be has finally died.

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by philjones

You are perceptive oh wise one!

We have our own version of the song Water Grave... in my house there's been a mercy killing.. you figure out our version!

WATER GRAVE

In my house there's been a mercy killing.
The man I used to be has been crucified.
And the death of this man was the final way of revealing,
In the spiritual way to live, I had to die.
Now if I let that dead man linger in me,
I might get a little idle in my way.
So, I'm going down to the celebration river,
And take this dead man down to a water grave.

I'm goin' down to the river.
And I'm gonna be buried alive.
I want to show my Heavenly Father,
The man I use to be has finally died.

Now when I think of where I'm goin',
In terms of where I've been,
It makes me glad to know, my Lord, that I've been born again.
Now when I think of where I'm goin',
In terms of where I've been,
It makes me glad to know, my Lord, that I've been born again.

I'm goin' down to the river,
And I'm gonna be buried alive, in Jesus Name,
I want to show my Heavenly Father,
The man I use to be has finally died.

You're startin' to make me a little nervous there pard....Should we send someone around to the house to check on things?

Originally Posted by Theophil

You're startin' to make me a little nervous there pard....Should we send someone around to the house to check on things?

Those fashionistas thought they came up with something when they came up with 3 button, 4 button, 5 button and more button suits. Bro. they ain't original.. i have had my own private white suit with 15 buckles for years!

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by Theophil

You're startin' to make me a little nervous there pard....Should we send someone around to the house to check on things?

Originally Posted by philjones

Those fashionistas thought they came up with something when they came up with 3 button, 4 button, 5 button and more button suits. Bro. they ain't original.. i have had my own private white suit with 15 buckles for years!

LOL. I think I know what you mean. Did you get it from the guys in the white jackets?

Originally Posted by Theophil

LOL. I think I know what you mean. Did you get it from the guys in the white jackets?

Yep... landlords of the rubber room!

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by philjones

Yep... landlords of the rubber room!

You're alright Bro. Good LA sense of humor!

[Pastor G]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

Okay, G. According to my calculations, the manual will have been completely brought up to the 21st century by.......the 22nd century!

God help us to do it before our kids have to go through the same things we did...