If it weren't so expensive, I'd be tempted to get me a doctorate. Need to submit a paper, but that shouldn't be too hard. There's a bogus paper generator here (it's for computer science, not theology, but they probably wouldn't notice, anyway):
Just plug in your name, click, and instant scholarly paper! They'll even put it in a pdf for you. I tried it using Dr. John Johnson and Dr. Lee Stoneking just for fun. And oh yes, it was fun! Here's an excerpt:
Quote:
An Exploration of Access Points
Dr. John Johnson and Dr. Lee Stoneking
Abstract
Many system administrators would agree that, had it not been for encrypted epistemologies, the deployment of B-trees might never have occurred. After years of technical research into Boolean logic, we confirm the refinement of Byzantine fault tolerance, which embodies the unfortunate principles of algorithms. In our research we prove that IPv6 and write-ahead logging are mostly incompatible [37].
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It's a good thing you grabbed this. Stoneking's credentials are already starting to change. This is very sad.
Education:
High School Graduate
Seminary Graduate
Graduated from Apostolic Bible Institute, St. Paul, Minnesota in 1967 as Honor Student of the Year and awarded Scholarship Award Certificate.
Degrees:
Bachelor of Theology in Apostolic Studies
Apostolic Bible College - St. Paul, Minnesota
Doctor of Christian Philosophy in Christian Education - Institute for Christian Works Bible College and Seminary - South Carolina Campus
Well it is good to see that he is reading our work here. But amazing that he has created more credentials for me to verify. I guess he can make them up faster than I can check them out.
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"Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow." ~Aesop
It's a good thing you grabbed this. Stoneking's credentials are already starting to change. This is very sad.
Education:
High School Graduate
Seminary Graduate
Graduated from Apostolic Bible Institute, St. Paul, Minnesota in 1967 as Honor Student of the Year and awarded Scholarship Award Certificate.
Degrees:
Bachelor of Theology in Apostolic Studies
Apostolic Bible College - St. Paul, Minnesota
Doctor of Christian Philosophy in Christian Education - Institute for Christian Works Bible College and Seminary - South Carolina Campus
Words don't begin to describe. We are witnessing chicanery before our eyes.
Wondering if he even bothered to pay for the diploma from there since they don't seem to have the degree that he listed as one that they are selling.
These tuition rates apply only to students in the United States and Canada. For international students please check with us. Unless otherwise stated, the tuition for each certificate and diploma program is as follows:
Certificates $100.00
Diplomas $250.00
Unless otherwise stated, the tuition for each degree level is as follows:
Here's an excerpt:
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