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03-21-2007, 03:04 AM
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Mary's Lamb
Think carefully about
what you will be reading.
This is a new one for me...
Mary hada little Lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The Lamb was sure to go.
He followed herto school each day,
T'wasn't even in the rule.
It made the children laugh and play,
To have a Lamb at school.
And then the rulesall changed one day,
Illegal it became;
To bring the Lamb of God to school,
Or even speak His Name!
Every day gotworse and worse,
And days turned into years.
Instead of hearing children laugh,
We heard gun shots and tears. &nbs p;
What must we doto stop the crime,
That's in our schools today?
Let's let the Lamb come back to school,
And teach our kids to pray.
It is said that 86% of Canadian,
American & British people believe in God.
Why don't we just tell the other 14%
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I received this in a forward and thought it worth sharing.
Blessings, Rhoni
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03-21-2007, 07:09 AM
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The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
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> As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules
> when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
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> I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
> and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the
> sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
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> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
> chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
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> I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
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> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
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> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if
> I tuck it there.
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> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
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> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr.
> Scholl's if my feet need him.
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> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low
> price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'
> sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others.
> No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would
> hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
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> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell
> and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
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> I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she
> asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell
> her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy
> feet look good.
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> I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they
> actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I
> will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
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> I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season
> and have a real pedicure (they are about $35 and worth EVERY penny).
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> I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show
> signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
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03-21-2007, 07:56 AM
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I was listening to the radio the other day and there was a thought that I thought was so awesome and I was able to apply it to our current situation.
A lady not too long ago said that the grass is always greener on the other side. Then I heard this thing on the radio and a guy said that, maybe the reason why the grass is greener on the other side is because it's being fertilized, cared for, nurtured!
This really spoke to me and helped me!
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03-21-2007, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by CareyM
I was listening to the radio the other day and there was a thought that I thought was so awesome and I was able to apply it to our current situation.
A lady not too long ago said that the grass is always greener on the other side. Then I heard this thing on the radio and a guy said that, maybe the reason why the grass is greener on the other side is because it's being fertilized, cared for, nurtured!
This really spoke to me and helped me!
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I heard that too! Loved it!
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03-21-2007, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I heard that too! Loved it!
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It was so refreshing to hear that! You know, God cares for His children...he loves us...He does not beat us down or want us to live in fear.
btw Renda, I loved your post about sandals! 
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03-21-2007, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CareyM
I was listening to the radio the other day and there was a thought that I thought was so awesome and I was able to apply it to our current situation.
A lady not too long ago said that the grass is always greener on the other side. Then I heard this thing on the radio and a guy said that, maybe the reason why the grass is greener on the other side is because it's being fertilized, cared for, nurtured!
This really spoke to me and helped me!
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Thanks for sharing. I have never thought of that.
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03-21-2007, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by MrsMcD
Thanks for sharing. I have never thought of that.
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Me neither, but it sure makes sense!
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03-21-2007, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CareyM
It was so refreshing to hear that! You know, God cares for His children...he loves us...He does not beat us down or want us to live in fear.
btw Renda, I loved your post about sandals! |
I related it to men that think there is something better out there than their family, but it can relate to anything!
I like the sandal thing too - I love toeless shoes, but please make sure those toes look good!
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03-21-2007, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I related it to men that think there is something better out there than their family, but it can relate to anything!
I like the sandal thing too - I love toeless shoes, but please make sure those toes look good!
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That's good too Renda...and so true!
I hate sandals! LOL No really, my feet were burned when I was a baby and my toes are all deformed looking and I have bad scars...so this girl does not show off her ugly feet and toes!
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03-21-2007, 08:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CareyM
I was listening to the radio the other day and there was a thought that I thought was so awesome and I was able to apply it to our current situation.
A lady not too long ago said that the grass is always greener on the other side. Then I heard this thing on the radio and a guy said that, maybe the reason why the grass is greener on the other side is because it's being fertilized, cared for, nurtured!
This really spoke to me and helped me!
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I heard it said once that it was because it was full of manure!!!! Lol!!
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