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01-15-2008, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace
Got this email and just found it... somehow in my junk mail folder but hey... its good and soooooooooo true!!!!
Two-Day Course For Men
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each
course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The
course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step-by-step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS - DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE
BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS - BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER
AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT
Learning how to live with being wrong all the time
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That is funny because I do most of the dishes/Always am the one to change the toilet paper roll/ do most of the recycling including milk cartons but I do throw my laundry around, (and so does my wife) and I don't have a remote to the TV.
Hey- I even put the lid down every time!
I guess I'm in touch with my feminine side lol
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01-15-2008, 02:12 AM
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HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
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Hubby brought flowers once (so out of character). I asked immediately ...what have you bought ? what have you done? 
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01-15-2008, 06:34 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Dallas,Tx
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I guess I am spoiled... mine.. puts the toilet paper on (even the right way Dora!!!) he does dishes he cleans he puts the seat down he brings me flowers almost every time he comes home from work (every 2 weeks normally) he well... this list is so not him thus I can post it and go.... HAHAHAHA 
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01-15-2008, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace
I guess I am spoiled... mine.. puts the toilet paper on (even the right way Dora!!!) he does dishes he cleans he puts the seat down he brings me flowers almost every time he comes home from work (every 2 weeks normally) he well... this list is so not him thus I can post it and go.... HAHAHAHA |
Sounds like you have him trained really well 
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01-15-2008, 09:55 AM
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Location: Dallas,Tx
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Originally Posted by Walkbyfaith7
Sounds like you have him trained really well |
Good thing is I didnt have to do none of the training! He came this way LOL... Nah... he has worked away ever since he got out of the army... he is oilfield... lives in a trailer with 8 other men 2 weeks a month and he is the boss therefore... if it aint clean... its his fault... so work trained him well! I just reap the benefits!
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01-15-2008, 10:51 AM
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***courses For Woman***
In the interest of fairness!
CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
Topic 1 - How to fill up gas tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able be happy with the things you have-why redecorating is unnecessary.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
**Men 4 star recommended course!**
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do very little to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group "Whine" about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
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01-15-2008, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron
In the interest of fairness!
CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
Topic 1 - How to fill up gas tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able be happy with the things you have-why redecorating is unnecessary.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
**Men 4 star recommended course!**
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do very little to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group "Whine" about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
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Re: # 8. I can throw a softball and knock you out! Tennis is for sissies....... 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-15-2008, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron
In the interest of fairness!
CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
Topic 1 - How to fill up gas tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able be happy with the things you have-why redecorating is unnecessary.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
**Men 4 star recommended course!**
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do very little to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group "Whine" about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
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Yea Yea Yea 
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01-15-2008, 12:18 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron
In the interest of fairness!
CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
Topic 1 - How to fill up gas tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able be happy with the things you have-why redecorating is unnecessary.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
**Men 4 star recommended course!**
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do very little to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group "Whine" about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
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Topic # 1. I don't do gas.
Topic # 2. For a surprise.
Topic # 3. Re-decorating is done so that men who never pay attention, will trip over something even in the daytime.
Topic # 4. Because unlike men we realize when we perspire we don't really want to offend someone.
Topic # 5. Before dishwashers there were husbands and kids.
Topic # 6. We don't have time to push buttons on remotes instead we push buttons on men. We don't need to program a VCR we will watch almost anything.
Topic # 7. We do not lose things so therefore we don't have to look for things. Besides we don't scream we merely talk louder to be heard over sport shows on the TV.
Topic # 8. See my other post on # 8.
Topic # 9. Maps are for sissies and men. WE know how to ask for directions.
Topic # 10. Paralell parking was invented by men driving Model T's.
Topic # 11. Childbirth is icky and men are afraid it is contagious.
Topic # 12. We would if men knew what to put there when we walk in the door.
Topic # 13. We save money and energy by not having to call more than one person a day.
Topic # 14. If we don't receive flowers you could be living in the wild.
Topic # 15. That is why money was invented.
Topic # 16. Off sides is when you sit in your recliner with the remote and don't realize your wife has rearranged the furniture and you are off to the side.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-15-2008, 03:32 PM
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none of this applies in my home.
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