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Originally Posted by Stephanas
I humbly apologize for any remarks that admin deems to be out of order.
My posts were an apparently unsuccessful attempt to spice up a slow day with humor.
God bless the Canadians.
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A ventriloquist is doing his act and the dummy starts making fun of blondes.
Most of the audience fall about but a very well dressed blonde in the front row is not amused.
Commanding silence she stands up, and walks up to the front of the stage.
"I am sick to the back teeth of blonde jokes. I'll have you know I have a degree in Accountancy, I am a member of MENSA and I run my own tax consultancy. I have written four books that have all been best sellers in their fields AND I can complete the Times crossword in ten minutes. So no more dumb blonde jokes if you please!"
The ventriloquist, quite embarrassed, says he apologises, but it isn't meant to be taken seriously, after all it is only an act. He promises he won't do any more dumb blonde jokes that night.
Her eyes flashing, she stands there.
"Well?" she says, "Where's my apology?"
"I just apologised!" protests the ventriloquist.
"Yes I know YOU did - it's your grinning little friend's turn now!"
In this case the grinning little friend went first.
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