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Old 03-23-2022, 10:37 PM
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2,000 Year Old John the Disciple Living in a Cave

John the disciple is living in a cave in Turkey. Why? Because Chris Reed had a dream. Anyone have 31:44 minutes of their life to waste (like I just did) feel free to listen to this guy. Chris explains how Jesus and Paul were trying to tell the church that John wouldn't die. But that he would be alive until the endtimes. So, John could personally explain to everyone (a terminal generation) what exactly the book of the Revelation meant. Chris also goes on to come up with a theory that John maybe the pre resurrected saint. But, then that would blow Chris's "whole John would not taste death" teaching. Because you have to die first to be then resurrected. Right?


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Wow. I have a feeling he may get ousted from his position there in the not too distant future.

Or not.
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Re: 2,000 Year Old John the Disciple Living in a C

Shibboleth Bible Software announces that Jesus has now arrived and he is now in Lisbon Portugal, he will be present during the consecration of Russia to the immaculate heart of Mary on March 25 2022.

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First Update, March 20 2022

JESUS will send the second message to the the Churches tomorrow (March 21), We announce that JESUS will speak at the United Nations Security Council on March 30 2022, as the Bible says:

https://mybible.eu.org/announcement-to-the-world.html
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Shibboleth Bible Software announces that Jesus has now arrived and he is now in Lisbon Portugal, he will be present during the consecration of Russia to the immaculate heart of Mary on March 25 2022.

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First Update, March 20 2022

JESUS will send the second message to the the Churches tomorrow (March 21), We announce that JESUS will speak at the United Nations Security Council on March 30 2022, as the Bible says:

https://mybible.eu.org/announcement-to-the-world.html
Will he also be putting the Donald into the white house? Because after all God is so interested in the United States being led by Donald Trump forever.
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Wow. I have a feeling he may get ousted from his position there in the not too distant future.

Or not.
I think Chris Reed drinks a warm glass of Canola oil before he goes to bed.
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Some people are just losing it.
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Some people are just losing it.
Chris is always evolving, changing his views. Which isn't bad, we are all changing as we learn. But with Chris change has to do with fame. We have platforms in churches, where all the focus is placed generally. Some, and I say some, look at the platform as a goal. The pulpit as a goal. Being a preacher as a goal. Therefore those who like the sound of their own name, do things to win that goal. To be in the focus, to be in a place of leadership and to have bigger churches, bigger crowds, bigger barns, and to have their rewards now. They want to be called of men, teacher, teacher. They actually couldn't care less if they are called of God, teacher. Losing it has always been happening. If a man has a good memory, is a good orator, and can attract a crowd. Men (and women) will use spiritual ecclesiastical baloney throwing to steer people to their doom.
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Chris is always evolving, changing his views. Which isn't bad, we are all changing as we learn. But with Chris change has to do with fame. We have platforms in churches, where all the focus is placed generally. Some, and I say some, look at the platform as a goal. The pulpit as a goal. Being a preacher as a goal. Therefore those who like the sound of their own name, do things to win that goal. To be in the focus, to be in a place of leadership and to have bigger churches, bigger crowds, bigger barns, and to have their rewards now. They want to be called of men, teacher, teacher. They actually couldn't care less if they are called of God, teacher. Losing it has always been happening. If a man has a good memory, is a good orator, and can attract a crowd. Men (and women) will use spiritual ecclesiastical baloney throwing to steer people to their doom.
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shibboleth bible software announces that jesus has now arrived and he is now in lisbon portugal, he will be present during the consecration of russia to the immaculate heart of mary on march 25 2022.

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First update, march 20 2022

jesus will send the second message to the the churches tomorrow (march 21), we announce that jesus will speak at the united nations security council on march 30 2022, as the bible says:

https://mybible.eu.org/announcement-to-the-world.html

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John the disciple is living in a cave in Turkey. Why? Because Chris Reed had a dream. Anyone have 31:44 minutes of their life to waste (like I just did) feel free to listen to this guy. Chris explains how Jesus and Paul were trying to tell the church that John wouldn't die. But that he would be alive until the endtimes. So, John could personally explain to everyone (a terminal generation) what exactly the book of the Revelation meant. Chris also goes on to come up with a theory that John maybe the pre resurrected saint. But, then that would blow Chris's "whole John would not taste death" teaching. Because you have to die first to be then resurrected. Right?


I certainly disagree with him on that front.
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