When Is The Funeral?

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Would this do?

I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty every bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would. Proceeded with the unplesant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured contents down the sink, all except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the third glass and poured whiskey down the sink which I drank. I extracted cork from the fourth bottle, drank the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled bottle from the next glass and drank one sink out of it and then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank a pour. When I had all emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29 and as the houses came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in the bottles I drank. I’m not under the alkefluence of incohol but thinkle peop I am. I’m not half so thunk as you may drink I am as I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

I know, this is the wrong forum, but RandyWayne will probably like it!

Been Drinkin' oops .....Thinkin

But I have to tell you - Been Thinkin, I'm SHOCKED at you of all people!! LOL

Originally Posted by Godzchild

p.s you already know if Mrs Cindy were here....she would.... and , but I think it is hilarious!

Yep, that's just exactly what she would have said.

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

How are ya feelin' today?

My guess would be "hung over" is the right term. hehehehe

[Godzchild]

Originally Posted by Margies3

But I have to tell you - Been Thinkin, I'm SHOCKED at you of all people!! LOL



Yep, that's just exactly what she would have said.



My guess would be "hung over" is the right term. hehehehe

[BeenThinkin]

HEh, where is everybody? Why didn't someone wake me up. Naw.... I'll steal the words of FlamingZword.... "Hey buddy we have a life and some of us also have to tend to the ministry. we can't be hanging around here all the time."

Have had a busssssy weekend. Catching up now on AFF.

Staying sober for the kingdom sake!

BT

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

HEh, where is everybody? Why didn't someone wake me up. Naw.... I'll steal the words of FlamingZword.... "Hey buddy we have a life and some of us also have to tend to the ministry. we can't be hanging around here all the time."

Have had a busssssy weekend. Catching up now on AFF.

Staying sober for the kingdom sake!

BT

Wow, after your post, I wasn't sure if you would EVER show up again!!!

[Sasha]

I hadn't been on here all week, but I'm caught up now.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, after your post, I wasn't sure if you would EVER show up again!!!

Ah, I'm back, but a bit concerned about a post other than mine. "Mental Illness Revisted"....on AFF?...... Isn't that a bit dangerous on here? And DM said "Conservatism Is Dead?" I'm afraid to even read that one.

Been Thinkin