Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Deu 28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

Dora, all words have a root word from whence they were created, but that one is hilarious!!!!

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Dora, all words have a root word from whence they were created, but that one is hilarious!!!!

Laugh not, O Renda, neither mock thou; for thou knowest not when a Woe approacheth unto thee.

Yea.

[Dora]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O Dora, and again I say, Woe! For though thy voice be sweet, and thy countenance fair to look upon, yet I have somewhat against thee concerning Thad, the sweet psalmist of AFF. For because of thee, and thou playing hard to get, he hath pined, yea and longed for thee and thee alone, and hath spurned the brides I have sent unto him; bountiful brides, yea, and brides of much abundance. Because of thee, his song hath a melancholy note, Yea; and because of thee, he mayest grow old going to music conferences with SoCali.

I counsel thee to loose him, and let him go, for of such is the Kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!



Thaddy doth love me deep deep deep down in the pit of his old cold heart...

Keep believin'!!!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Laugh not, O Renda, neither mock thou; for thou knowest not when a Woe approacheth unto thee.

Yea.

Yes sir.

Originally Posted by Dora

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!



Thaddy doth love me deep deep deep down in the pit of his old cold heart...

Keep believin'!!!

Mighty brides have I sent him; brides of bounty, brides of abundance, with much girth; brides with sweet spirits and and loving natures; brides that could protect him in the evil day; but he would not.

Yea.

[Dora]

This reminds me of a love letter I received from a guy who lives in Phoenix, AZ named, Theodore Knockel.

YYYYAAAAYYY! And I say you are the one and only one for me! Oh Hallelujah! And again I say you are DESTINED to be my bride and I will make you mine and you will be my beloved in the Gospel Work and - SHON DI! SELLEMAHONDA! - You are lovely like thine cousin Elizabeth and have the mantle of thine Grandfather upon thee...I sense that you have a MEEK AND A QUIET SPIRIT as becomes of woman of GAWD-duh!!

HA!!! Y'all think I'm kidding, but alas! I am NOT! Met this dude at Landmark one year. This guy sent me flowers and letters and called every five minutes. ARGH! Can I get a witness up in this house???

[Tawanda]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Mighty brides have I sent him; brides of bounty, brides of abundance, with much girth; brides with sweet spirits and and loving natures; brides that could protect him in the evil day; but he would not.

Yea.

You tell him Prophet. I the best thing that's come Thad's way and he rejects me.

[Raven]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Mighty brides have I sent him; brides of bounty, brides of abundance, with much girth; brides with sweet spirits and and loving natures; brides that could protect him in the evil day; but he would not.

Yea.

Oh Prophet you seem to be vexed and thus post with a vehemence! Are you in dire need of a Raven? There's bread to sustain you now cooling yonder on the widow's window sill.
Raven

[Dora]

Originally Posted by FRINGE_NUTTER

This thread is not right. Is this a mockery of God or what? Humor is humor but this seems over the line.

Awww...get over yourself! Go on GIT!!!

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O Raven, and again I say, Woe! For though thou thinkest I see thee not, I discern that, like the unclean bird that is thy name sake, thou circlest overhead, hoping to glean the fragments that fall to the ground. This I would say unto thee, Yea: repent and do thy first works and thou mayest be a dive, and scour no longer the old wastes place for the carrion that is thy portion.

And again I say, Woe!