Prayers of Vengence: May his children be fatherless

[jfrog]

Originally Posted by RevDWW

Mat 5:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
Mat 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Mat 5:45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Mat 5:46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
Mat 5:47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
Mat 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

If you loved Timmy you would pray for him to get the hives!

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by jfrog

If you loved Timmy you would pray for him to get the hives!

I suppose we should pray for the Lord's best for Timmy......the best hives........:ursofu nny

[Walks_in_islam]

Perhaps turn up the heat on #25? Who knows you'll be in the equivalent of the Snopes hall of fame?

Originally Posted by Timmy

Oh, man, it would be awesome to make it into Snopes! I can see it now:

Claim: Reprobate breaks out in hives, when Pentecostal prays for vengeance.

Status: True.

Example: [collected from online forum, January 2010]

etc. etc.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Walks_in_islam

Perhaps turn up the heat on #25? Who knows you'll be in the equivalent of the Snopes hall of fame?

Yeah, at least if it turns out to be a "True", as I "saw". (The "False" ones aren't very notable.) Could be the first documented case of a prayer of vengeance being answered. (One of the reasons I requested nonfatal vengeance: so I would live to testify about it! Trust me: if I do break out in hives, I will tell AFF all about it. )

[Walks_in_islam]

OH i'm sure by sunday morning you'll range from some version of a self-satisfied "too late for the backslidden sinner on the deathbed" story to a "random witch called to curse me so i bound him" story (again a self-satisfied one where it is always the storyteller who did the binding LOL).

In the meantime my friend I wouldnt go out for benedryl just yet...

It appears that the "judgement warrier" has been struck dumb. I believe at times and through no prayers of men God simply and in His wisdom chooses to cork the pie-hole of those who are too mouthy in His name or on His behalf thus relieving the suffering of those around them. I would never wish a "judgement warrier" dead either BUT being corked would be pretty funny and I an unsure as to whether I could keep a straight face nor could I resist a moment or two of thanks next prayer time. These are bad thoughts though and I will work hard over the next day or two to purge them.

Originally Posted by Timmy

Yeah, at least if it turns out to be a "True", as I "saw". (The "False" ones aren't very notable.) Could be the first documented case of a prayer of vengeance being answered. (One of the reasons I requested nonfatal vengeance: so I would live to testify about it! Trust me: if I do break out in hives, I will tell AFF all about it. )

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Walks_in_islam

OH i'm sure by sunday morning you'll range from some version of a self-satisfied "too late for the backslidden sinner on the deathbed" story to a "random witch called to curse me so i bound him" story (again a self-satisfied one where it is always the storyteller who did the binding LOL).

In the meantime my friend I wouldnt go out for benedryl just yet...

It appears that the "judgement warrier" has been struck dumb. I believe at times and through no prayers of men God simply and in His wisdom chooses to cork the pie-hole of those who are too mouthy in His name or on His behalf thus relieving the suffering of those around them. I would never wish a "judgement warrier" dead either BUT being corked would be pretty funny and I an unsure as to whether I could keep a straight face nor could I resist a moment or two of thanks next prayer time. These are bad thoughts though and I will work hard over the next day or two to purge them.

Well, servants of God are pretty busy folks, these days. Maybe just doesn't have time to reply. (Let alone time to pray vengeance against me!)

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Walks_in_islam

Perhaps turn up the heat on #25? Who knows you'll be in the equivalent of the Snopes hall of fame?

Oh, #25 has been logging in (last visit, yesterday at 3:03 PM, according to his (her?) profile), but no posts since that testimony of how God always does what he (she?) asks (vengeance-wise, at least).

Hey, godsservant25, would you mind going into detail on some of that vengeance? Ever done hives, before? Any fatalities? Come on, testify!

[RandyWayne]

Can one truly pray a prayer of vengeance against someone with long uncut hair? It seems like the two should cancel each other out.

[John Atkinson]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Can one truly pray a prayer of vengeance against someone with long uncut hair? It seems like the two should cancel each other out.

Yep, holy magic hair imparts the "I'm rubber, you're glue" effect. Vengeance prayers get bounced right back at ya.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

Yep, holy magic hair imparts the "I'm rubber, you're glue" effect. Vengeance prayers get bounced right back at ya.

There is something almost Harry Potterish about such a confrontation.