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09-08-2007, 08:30 AM
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Just call us Trinity Dan! 
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There can not be a trinity.........there's at least four of us on here........
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09-08-2007, 09:19 AM
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Ok...Ok.... 
So we're multi-thiestic instead of tri-thieistic
The Hindu, Shintu, and many others might worship us. 
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09-08-2007, 11:02 AM
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Just call us Trinity Dan!
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Originally Posted by RevDWW
There can not be a trinity.........there's at least four of us on here........
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Originally Posted by PastorDaniel
Ok...Ok....
So we're multi-thiestic instead of tri-thieistic
The Hindu, Shintu, and many others might worship us.
Today 09:30 AM
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09-08-2007, 01:01 PM
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Executive Appointments
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JTULLOCK - As founder and Co-Bishop I will make the motion to nominate both of you all. We are needing more Bishops. I believe, if my calculations are right we have grown to 10 times our original membership. Dan-NLYP is head of "Shorts Missions." We really need a Presbyter. As a Presbyter you will have several duties, but the main duty is investigating any accusation again our brethren. Anything that is a reproach against this Alliance/ Fellowship will be investigated, namely if any of our brethren have been seen in pants, britches, breeches(KJV),Pantaloons, or any other type of long (to the ankle) trousers. This can not happen. Though there is grace and mercy in affect, as we do model ourselves after our Savior! Any of you men want to throw your hat in the ring for the Presbyter job?
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This is getting out of hand as WE ARE the BISHOPS and don't want to many Bishops - they get out of hand quick so we can call them Presbyters or Elders - but WE IS DA BISHOPS!!!!!!
I can see that you are really going to push this "FOUNDER" AND "CO-BISHOP" so I am hereby appointing myself as the ARCHBISHOP, Chief Apostle & International OVERSEER!
I will nominate PASTORDANIEL as the State Overseer - Presbyter at at large over Georgia and the Southeast.
I will also nominate DANIEL ALICEA for the Executive Presbyter position - upon his proof that he has short on and wears them in public.
OH YES - I would make an Executive Order that if you are going through the Minneapolis airport - you KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON and DON'T PLAY TOUCHY FEET WITH ANYONE in the bathroom stalls and don't be picking up toilet paper off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Executive Order - If you are in Atlanta and see Juanita Bynum in a parking lot - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-08-2007, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
I can see that you are really going to push this "FOUNDER" AND "CO-BISHOP" so I am hereby appointing myself as the ARCHBISHOP, Chief Apostle & International OVERSEER!
I will also nominate DANIEL ALICEA for the Executive Presbyter position - upon his proof that he has short on and wears them in public.
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I'M IN ... AND NEXT, I'LL BE GUNNIN' FOR YOUR JOB, AB!!!
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09-08-2007, 03:10 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
This is getting out of hand as WE ARE the BISHOPS and don't want to many Bishops - they get out of hand quick so we can call them Presbyters or Elders - but WE IS DA BISHOPS!!!!!!
I can see that you are really going to push this "FOUNDER" AND "CO-BISHOP" so I am hereby appointing myself as the ARCHBISHOP, Chief Apostle & International OVERSEER!
I will nominate PASTORDANIEL as the State Overseer - Presbyter at at large over Georgia and the Southeast.
I will also nominate DANIEL ALICEA for the Executive Presbyter position - upon his proof that he has short on and wears them in public.
OH YES - I would make an Executive Order that if you are going through the Minneapolis airport - you KEEP YOUR SHORTS ON and DON'T PLAY TOUCHY FEET WITH ANYONE in the bathroom stalls and don't be picking up toilet paper off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Executive Order - If you are in Atlanta and see Juanita Bynum in a parking lot - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was only referring to more Bishops kinda like the COGIC. We can set them as District Supers in a sense. Though that is a discussion for a later time. Our leaders are to have no reproach against them so avoid Minneapolis Airport and Juanita Bynum at all costs! Welcome to our new members. Congratulations to all the new position memebers as well. We will be scheduling our Annual Alliance Conference soon. It will be held in the great city of Atlanta. I and our CoBishop/ARCHBishop/Chief Apostle/International Overseer will corrospond with you all and let you know the exact dates and the schedule. I believe we will have either Bishop Eddie Long or Jentezen Franklin preaching our conference. Stay tuned!
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09-08-2007, 03:31 PM
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Jentezen is NOT a Bishop so - that counts him out - besides - he only has about 10,000 people so who can relate to that big of a church anyway?
We will get some of the better known - powerful Bishops of the city - like BISHOP PUGH to speak for us - I have heard that he is one of the best in the nation. ;-)
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09-08-2007, 03:36 PM
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I have not read the recent developement of the HPB (Highest Potentate's Bishipric) but please, am I worthy your honorness??
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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09-08-2007, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
I'M IN ... AND NEXT, I'LL BE GUNNIN' FOR YOUR JOB, AB!!!
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Ya gotta be kidding! A Bishop in shorts? Plus, aren't you like hispanic or sumthin?
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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09-08-2007, 04:44 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
Jentezen is NOT a Bishop so - that counts him out - besides - he only has about 10,000 people so who can relate to that big of a church anyway?
We will get some of the better known - powerful Bishops of the city - like BISHOP PUGH to speak for us - I have heard that he is one of the best in the nation. ;-)
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I have heard that Bishop Pugh is a crazy person. I love crazy people so set it up for us Bishop! This Bishop Pugh can do the either the day or night sessions and I will take the other. Dan-NLYP will teach about praying in faith to raise the dead. Pastor Daniel can teach a session on "Holiness Standards" for our movement. Dan A can take the spanish session. CoBishop, is there anything I am missing?
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