1st Annual Anti-Christmas Conference - Featuring our own Rico and EB

[Jermyn Davidson]

Originally Posted by tv1a

Had a little kid who called my cellphone the other day. Obviously the kid was playing with someone's cell phone... The kid was developing his vocabulary... Didn't understand a word I was saying, like mommy or daddy, until i did my sponge bob imitation. The kid said sponebob as plain as day... I told the kid in my best sponge bob voice that santa claus was fake and if the kid didn't get any gifts, it was because his parents were too poor to buy any... The phone was immediately disconnected...


I hate this holiday. I may like it better if it were further away from Halloween. I may try to get in the z-mas spirit. I may find an elve's hat to put on the skull I have on my desk at work. That's pushing it for me.

Wow! You're such a meeeeenie!

[warrior]

Originally Posted by tv1a

Had a little kid who called my cellphone the other day. Obviously the kid was playing with someone's cell phone... The kid was developing his vocabulary... Didn't understand a word I was saying, like mommy or daddy, until i did my sponge bob imitation. The kid said sponebob as plain as day... I told the kid in my best sponge bob voice that santa claus was fake and if the kid didn't get any gifts, it was because his parents were too poor to buy any... The phone was immediately disconnected...


I hate this holiday. I may like it better if it were further away from Halloween. I may try to get in the z-mas spirit. I may find an elve's hat to put on the skull I have on my desk at work. That's pushing it for me.

I am surprised at you!

[Truthseeker]

Why lie to children about satan claus? It's idolatry.

[Sept5SavedTeen]

Woo-hoo my favorite conference of the year!

-Bro. Alex