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1st Annual Anti-Christmas Conference - Featuring our own Rico and EB

Something I posted last year to bust on my online buddy, John Lent, at the Apostolic Preacher's Forum... but figured I'd recycle it here w/ some AFF additions:

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The First Annual Anti-Christmas Conference

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December 25, 2007
Havanna, Cuba
Rev. F. Castro, Host Pastor

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Schedule
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Breakfast - Not served [eat before your arrival]

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Morning - Split Sessions
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* Rev. Grinch - "5 Easy Steps to Ruining Christmas, Especially for the Children"
* Rev. E. Scrooge - "Who gives ...?"
* Rev. D. Chopra - "Winter Solstice: A Christmas Alternative"
* Rev. M. Stewart- "Austerity: Creating the Non-festive Look"
* Rev. B. Clinton - "Dealing with Mistletoe Addiction"
* Rev. O. Bin Laden - "Yuletide Jihad: Replacing the Manger with Ramadan"
* Rev. L. Farrakhan - "The Alien Christmas Conspiracy"
* Rev. N. Strossen - "The ACLU: Putting the X in X-mas"
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Lunch - Not Served [bring your own bag lunch]

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Afternoon - "Open" Forum
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Panelists include: Rev. Madonna, Rev. K. Jong Il, Rev. H. Chavez, and assorted Guantanamo Detainees

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Evening - General Session
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Special singing by:

Barbara Streisand, Metallica, Gypsie Kings, The Watch Tower Quartet
and
the AFF Ultra-Con Mass Choir [Rev. Rico, Director]

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Featured Speakers:

Rev. E. Benincasa
"10 Guilt-Free Excuses for Why You Can't Attend Their 'Unity' Holiday Event"

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REGISTRATION IS FREE, OF COURSE!!

Thank's Mrs. for the festive avatar!!!

WRONG!!!! (but why am I laughing so hard?) :slaphappy :slaphappy

This just in ...

reports are that Rev. Rico ... is having issues forming the AFF UltraCon Mass Choir as many are tone deaf .... and the others are protesting on the grounds that Rico is insisting on unisex choir robes ....

Rumors also persist that Elder Epley will be the solo vocalist for " I'm A Grinchecostal".

So who is the Mistle toe queen for this event ?

No picture of Reckhart in the mix? Come now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 304070)

u r killin' me here :ursofunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 304077)

No picture of Reckhart in the mix? Come now!

I will leave that up to you my dear Brother. I still cannot stop laughing when I think off the Fisher Price toy.:hanky

I loved this.Too funny!!!