((ALERT)) MAJOR Obama Evidence Revealed Tomorrow!!

[MikeinAR]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Actually, it was.

Yesterday morning, as I was lying in a hospital bed waiting to go in for a routine procedure, I was watching the Today show, and I finally figured out what the major evidence is.

MICHELLE OBAMA SHOPS AT JCREW AND WHITE HOUSE/BLACK MARKET!

Apparently, White House, Black Market is a store that sells women's clothing in only black and white, which is a further affront to the fashion dogmas that have been held so sacred for so many years!

The general public is appalled by this revelation that she doesn't spend thousands of dollars on her clothing, and in a unified unprecedented show of disaproval, hundreds of thousands of women are flocking to the malls to purchase the SAME dresses she wears to the point that the stores are selling out! They want to get the peasant's garments off of the shelves so that no American citizen will have to be reminded of Michelle Obama's "down to earthness"!

This blatant disregard of pedagoguery and pageantry on the part of his wife very well could cost Obama his presidency before it even begins!

I was schocked and even shuttered as this startling information was finally revealed. Without a doubt, this will cast a shadow of illegitimacy on the Obama presidency along with all of the other wacko conspiracy theories that have been floated by wacko people for the last 6 months.