
09-24-2008, 09:53 AM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
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Originally Posted by U376977
So many funny stories. Here is one I heard from the late Bishop Stalls. He was a Trinitarian minister in KY. He said years ago that he was pastoring a church and there was a sister Dodi Mae. Well, she was a large woman and had a young son. Turns out that the boy loved to nurse and moma was not going to cut him off. He was still on the moma bottle at 2 years old. Sister Dodi Mae was nursing the boy under a towel during church when they started singing I'll fly Away. Well, that was the song that always did it for Sis. and she stood and raised her arm and began to praise the Lord. Bro. Stalls said, sure enough he saw her start to get the quickening. She jerked and did a head pop several times. Then she went into an all out shout. The towel slip off and all the time she was holding the precious two year old on her hip. Bishop Stalls said it was the funniest thing seeing that boy weaving his head back and forth trying to latch back on to the ever bouncing target!!
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OH MY! That is HILARIOUS!!!!!
I can just envision it too (unfortunately!!!)!
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