Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

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Woe unto you, O Scott Hutchinson; for though the hairs of thine head be few, thy sappy and syrupy posts be many. And though thy heart be good, yet they spelling leaveth much, yea very much to be desired. I counsel thee to sell thy guitar and buy a sword, for of suchh is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!