The Johannine Comma: Inspiration? Or Interpolation?

Chan, here ya go. Please present the evidence as to why you feel the Johannine Comma is uninspired.

I will then present the evidence as to why I feel the Johannine Comma IS inspired, and then everyone here can read and come to their own conclusions.

(We all know everyone here reads these kinds of threads with great interest, and we also know our postings on such topics actually impact the people who read them, so let's have a go at it, shall we?)