Originally Posted by deacon blues
And don't forget all hair cutters are lost, all television owners are lost, all wedding ring wearers are lost, all who celebrate Christmas are lost, all who listen to country music are lost, all jewelry wearers are lost, all with make up on are lost, all colored shirt wearers are lost, all who wear shorts are lost, those with beards, moustaches, goatees, side burns, soul patches are lost, those who vote Democrat are lost, those that don't love Southern gospel quartet music are lost, those that let their kids play Little League are lost, those that don't use real wine for communion are lost, those that don't have foot warshin services are lost, those that put their little baby girls in baby pjs that are bifurcated are lost, those that don't have Sunday night services are lost, those that ride roller coasters at the amusement parks are lost, those that vacation in Florida rather than Branson are lost, those that play Old Maid are lost, those that don't replace the dice in your board games with a spinner are lost, those that wear open toed shoes are lost, those that say Gosh, Golly, Darn or Heck are lost, those that don't tithe are lost, those that don't wear panty hose or wear their hair up in a bun are lost, those that don't speak in tongues every dayare lost, those that don't believe like we believe are lost...
It's the song that never ends...
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