Lost: 10 Ways to Get Lost

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Top Ten Ways to get Lost

10). Sit in the passenger seat of any vehicle and keep your mouth shut while your wife drives someplace she hasn't been before. —Doug Butt

9). Go on a five day backpacking trip through Arizona's primitive hiking trails in the middle of July and say, "TOPO MAPS?!!! I don't need no stinkingTOPO MAPS!" —Urban Bear R.F

8). Pretend to be blind. Take a dog that has no business guiding you. —Greg

7). Head off for a weekend of camping and paddling on that great river you remember from your youth. You don't need a map, its only been 20 years. —John Conover

6). Follow your "natural" sense of direction. —spencer

5). Trail tiny chunks of raw hamburger to follow back when done hiking (especially effective in bear country!). —Lyn L.

4). Use the "official" map issued by the Okefenokee National National Wildlife Refuge as you attempt to canoe through the Okefenokee Swamp. —Art Denney

3).Depend on moss to grow ONLY on the north side of trees in the Olympic National Park. —Molphi

2). Rely on your brand new GPS unit to get you in and out of the woods on a 5 day trip (but forget the owners manual and spare batteries at home). —deepwoods

1). Depend on markers five feet high when seven feet of snow has fallen. —Mike Paggioli

Just do it.

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