03-29-2011, 07:31 PM
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Location: Lancaster PA
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Re: My Husband Has a Lust Problem
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Emma,
The way I see it, you do have a big problem.
While Timmy openly places his car magazine on the coffee table, in full view, with the scantily clad women as hood ornaments - your man is hiding them behind those huge wheels!!!
The only thing you can do is find out if he named each of the tractors. You could be coy about it and say, "Oh, I love the color green!! And I've heard that tractors are special to the owners. So special that they, sometimes, give them names. Do you have names for these tractors?" Very sweetly, Emma - very sweetly.
If he calls one of them Vanessa, well, I don't need to tell you what to do next. I mean, you have a building that already smells and someone may not notice...well....  |
He named it 2320. Does that count?
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