Anyone Here Going To General Conference?

[Ron]

I am wondering if anyone here is planning on attending General Conference this year in Greensboro?

My Pastor is going, It will be his first GC.

Anyone?

[Timmy]

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Timmy

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

I hear it isn't that exciting in the Resolution department!

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Ron

I hear it isn't that exciting in the Resolution department!

Awwwww.

[Carpenter]

Where in Sam Hill is Pianoman's counter?

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Timmy

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

Why are they holding GC in a country bumpkin venue? What happened to the big cities? Isn't it going to be in Denver next year?

Are they holding it in bumkin land so they can avoid having to charge participants? Are they going to charge folks?

(sorry to offend you folks in or around Greensboro but it is kind of funny )

What is the polarizing issue (as asked above)?

Have they streamlined the 12 hour offering process?

Are they going to charge this year for streaming video?

Are they going to address the Tulsa issue in general session or behind closed doors?

What kind of turnout do they expect, trending larger or smaller?

What will the volume of purchased porographic videos be this year in the hotels?
(regardless of what the numbers actually are or even if they are available, Danny Alicea will know when it is all said and done...and they will be outrageous numbers to be sure. )

[JaneEyre]

Originally Posted by Timmy

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

Some people have had an unwritten Resolution 4 since 1945...Hey, way before that even.

NO, I am not going to General Conference!!

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Timmy

What's this year's "Resolution 4"?

I hear they want to raise the tithes on the "upper 5% of tithe payers" to pay for a few necessary "investments" in their future.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I hear they want to raise the tithes on the "upper 5% of tithe payers" to pay for a few necessary "investments" in their future.

I'm pretty sure you're joking. OK, kinda sure. A little.

[Ron]

I do know one thing, I have a buddy that has a little Church on the outskirts of Pittsburgh & he will probably not go due to the extra fees being charged.