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08-25-2007, 08:39 PM
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" Ole Tyme Holiness Or Hell Preacherman "
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" Rev Thomas Wesley Weeks Iii "
HOT NEWS !
Our anonymous unnamed and confidential
sourses have supplied this exclusive photo
and tell us the following factual report !
The Rte Rev Thomas Wesley Weeks III
thought That The Meal At The Restaurant
Was Not Going Very Well -
Remembering The Deadbolts on the doors
of the house and the recent replacment of
ALL of the automibile glass -
During The Meal The Conversation Quickly
Became Heated And One Sided Again so he
abruptly got up and quietly left the Dining
Room.
He Remembers going out the doors and the
ParkingL Lot with the sound of the Profitess
Saying ;
"You'd Betta Git Yer Scrawney Lil Behind Back
In Hear Rite Now, Ya Hear "
Then
He Thought That A BobCat, Lynx Or Panther
Attacted Him Or Maybe He Got Runt Over By
A BIG MACK TRUCK !
He Refuses To Comment Any Further
Until He Confers with His
Titus 2
Proverbs 31
Quiet
Meek
Submissive
Stay At Home
W I F E !
Bishop1
{ Please Don't Quote Me About The Above LOL}
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08-25-2007, 08:44 PM
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That's a little strange.
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08-25-2007, 10:00 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seguidordejesus
That's a little strange.
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That's putting it mildly
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Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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08-25-2007, 10:24 PM
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arbitrary subjective label
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Join Date: May 2007
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Is that a picture of the goat hide it was estimated on which Juanita could whip him without stepping off?  
Or of him, after she's done with him? 
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08-25-2007, 10:25 PM
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Non-Resident Redneck
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If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.
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08-25-2007, 10:30 PM
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Anyone have a picture of Bishop Weeks?
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08-25-2007, 10:30 PM
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arbitrary subjective label
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Join Date: May 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coonskinner
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.
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He would have played the trailer park to her tornado.
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Engineering solutions for theological problems.
Despite today's rising cost of living, it remains popular.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin
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08-25-2007, 10:34 PM
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Non-Resident Redneck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OP_Carl
He would have played the trailer park to her tornado.
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Brother,
I grew up in the Ozarks of northeast Oklahoma.
The one thing a tornado and a divorce had in common was that, either way, somebody was fixin' to lose a trailer.
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08-25-2007, 10:35 PM
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arbitrary subjective label
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Fifth Brick Ranch on the left.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coonskinner
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.
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Odds are he'd look like he spent the weekend shaving wildcats on a brickpile.
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Engineering solutions for theological problems.
Despite today's rising cost of living, it remains popular.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin
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08-25-2007, 10:37 PM
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It's not easy being me.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Bloomington, Indiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coonskinner
If there really was a physical altercation, I lay odds the good Bishop Weeks looks like he tried to sandpaper a wildcat's behind in a phone booth.
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Your word pictures remain priceless, Cooncob. 
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