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07-17-2007, 05:56 PM
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*News Flash* DA is traded to the UC camp for future draft picks
AP - 07.17.2007
In a surprise announcement the general manager of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, and Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a part-time hired gun, turned in his keyboard. Deseret, Rico, Steadfast and St. Matt are unreliable in the clutch. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
We've stunk ... It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board, we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait."
To be continued ...
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07-17-2007, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
In a surprise announcement the general manager, of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a hired gun, turned in his keyboard. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait.
To be continued ...
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ESPN today called the trade for Daniel Alicea a potential bust. Sources quote ESPN's Dan Patrick, that DA has some emotional issues that he hasn't been able to overcome that just might indicate someone wasted someone's time. 
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07-17-2007, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Chewy
ESPN today called the trade for Daniel Alicea a potential bust. Sources quote ESPN's Dan Patrick, that DA has some emotional issues that he hasn't been able to overcome that just might indicate someone wasted someone's time. |
ROFL ...
Fire Dan Patrick ... PLEASE!!!!
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07-17-2007, 06:01 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Someone needs to go take his medicine and get away from the computer for awhile.
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07-17-2007, 06:02 PM
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Forget-it
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Originally Posted by Rico
Someone needs to go take his medicine and get away from the computer for awhile.
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For once, I will jump in your corner and say amen. 
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07-17-2007, 06:17 PM
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Senor Gunsmoke
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
AP - 07.17.2007
In a surprise announcement the general manager of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, and Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a part-time hired gun, turned in his keyboard. Deseret, Steadfast and St. Matt are unreliable in the clutch. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
We've stunk ... It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board, we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait."
To be continued ...
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So, even the liberals don't want you?
It's a sad day for Dan. Future draft picks? A little moolah?
That is normally what washed-up, over-the-hill veterans are traded for. 
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07-17-2007, 06:25 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
AP - 07.17.2007
In a surprise announcement the general manager of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, and Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a part-time hired gun, turned in his keyboard. Deseret, Rico, Steadfast and St. Matt are unreliable in the clutch. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
We've stunk ... It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board, we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait."
To be continued ...
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Should have traded to the moderates...the collective IQ of your group would have gone up AND we need a new water boy 
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-17-2007, 06:29 PM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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This just in from ESPN Sportscenter.........
....An unnamed source has implicated DA along with several other posters in a huge forum steroid scandal! It appears DA's post count has been tainted with performance enhancing substances. Many veteran posters have suspected for years that DA's 7,000+ post count was "dirty" and should not be considered as legit. Congressional committees met today to consider issuing subpoenas and laying the groundwork for potential hearings.
DA, the Barry Bonds of forum land, is denying all allegations, in spite of his obviously overenlarged head and other signs of steroid use.
More at 11...............................
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07-17-2007, 06:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deacon blues
This just in from ESPN Sportscenter.........
....An unnamed source has implicated DA along with several other posters in a huge forum steroid scandal! It appears DA's post count has been tainted with performance enhancing substances. Many veteran posters have suspected for years that DA's 7,000+ post count was "dirty" and should not be considered as legit. Congressional committees met today to consider issuing subpoenas and laying the groundwork for potential hearings.
DA, the Barry Bonds of forum land, is denying all allegations, in spite of his obviously overenlarged head and other signs of steroid use.
More at 11...............................
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That is TOO FUNNY ... I'm crying.
*Hides the juice*
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07-17-2007, 06:31 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deacon blues
This just in from ESPN Sportscenter.........
....An unnamed source has implicated DA along with several other posters in a huge forum steroid scandal! It appears DA's post count has been tainted with performance enhancing substances. Many veteran posters have suspected for years that DA's 7,000+ post count was "dirty" and should not be considered as legit. Congressional committees met today to consider issuing subpoenas and laying the groundwork for potential hearings.
DA, the Barry Bonds of forum land, is denying all allegations, in spite of his obviously overenlarged head and other signs of steroid use.
More at 11...............................
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The name of that performance enhancing substance is BOOM. Yup BOOM steriods can dramatically increase your over all forum performance. However too much BOOM can make you come crashing down
__________________
Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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