Is this topic interesting????

Dora · #1 02-23-2007, 10:39 PM

crickets chirpling.....chirpling.....chirpling.....

Uh....what can we discuss here???.....

Has anybody heard that Anna Nicole died?

Oh and Britney shaved her head....

The Dems want to repeal the act that allowed us to go to war with Iraq...

Um...uh....let's see....the cons think that libs are reprobates....

Oh...and the libs think that the cons are pharisees....

Standards, standards, standards....long denim skirts, sneakers and a ponytail...fake hair from one of those stands in the mall....have you seen those earrings you wear in your hair???

AFF is sort of NOT a place where Apostolic can speak freely...

Preachers and evangelists are not to be bashed...

What fun is that???

I'm wondering where all the FUN topics went????

Does somebody have a really good clean joke to contribute???

SDG · #2 02-23-2007, 10:41 PM

I'm not allowed to joke anymore.

rgcraig · #3 02-23-2007, 10:42 PM

I'll bump the first kiss thread and you can tell us yours.

Nahum · #4 02-23-2007, 10:44 PM

Dora, its fine if you bash preachers - really.

As long as its not me that you're bashing!

Dora · #5 02-23-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

I'm not allowed to joke anymore.

Awwww man! That really ROTS!!!

Come on out with a good ole funny joke...keep it clean, but we need some frivolity around here....it's just feeling waaaayyy too GNC/library-ish up in here!

Neck · #6 02-23-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dora

crickets chirpling.....chirpling.....chirpling.....

Uh....what can we discuss here???.....

Has anybody heard that Anna Nicole died?

Oh and Britney shaved her head....

The Dems want to repeal the act that allowed us to go to war with Iraq...

Um...uh....let's see....the cons think that libs are reprobates....

Oh...and the libs think that the cons are pharisees....

Standards, standards, standards....long denim skirts, sneakers and a ponytail...fake hair from one of those stands in the mall....have you seen those earrings you wear in your hair???

AFF is sort of NOT a place where Apostolic can speak freely...

Preachers and evangelists are not to be bashed...

What fun is that???

I'm wondering where all the FUN topics went????

Does somebody have a really good clean joke to contribute???

This is not meant to make folks laugh....

Here is what I wonder...

When Peter meets the UPCI contingency at heaven's Gates. He will ask them to empty their robe pockets.

They will take out these items.

A McDonalds receipt for 3 Big Macks.

Peter will ask what else:

Then they take out peace of paper with last Sunday's attendance scribbled!

Peter ask what else:

Then they take out the car key to their Series 5 BMW.

Peter says what else:

They are reluctant to part with the last item:

Their UPCI ministerial card laminated so it would stand the test of Eternity's time.

Can anyone else think of what might be in their pocket?

SDG · #7 02-23-2007, 10:56 PM

A tv remote.

Dora · #8 02-23-2007, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rgcraig

I'll bump the first kiss thread and you can tell us yours.

I don't wanna talk about MEN right now! They all STINK (just for now)!!!

All except for my daddy! My daddy is the only good man left on earth!

(for now...ya know what I mean?)

Now here is my joke of the day:

Well, this Bible salesman was just doing GREAT and won all sorts of awards for Top Salesman. So the corporate headquarters guys invited him to their posh offices to have him explain his sales technique.

The man got off to a hesitant start...he said,

W-w-w-w-w-well, I-I-I-I-I-I j-j-j-just go to the d-d-d-d-door and g-g-g-g-g-greet the c-c-c-c-custom-m-m er...uh...the c-c-c-client a-a-a-and then I-I-I-I-I-I say p-p-p-p-p-p-ardon me m-m-m-m-m-ma'am, but I-I-I-I-I-I have these B-B-B-B-B-B-bibles for sale and they are b-b-b-b-b-b-beautiful l-l-l-l-l-leather b-b-b-b-bound...er....uh...they come in th-th-th-th-three colors: b-b-b-b-burgundy, b-b-b-b-b-black or b-b-b-b-b-b-brown.

As you can guess the executives were dying to know what he did next to close the sale. "What did you say to get them to buy the Bibles?"

W-w-w-w-w-well, s-s-s-sirs! I-I-I-I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-would hold up one of the f-f-f-f-f-finest B-B-B-B-B-Bibles and s-s-s-s-say,

"W-W-W-W-W-W-ould y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like to b-b-b-b-buy this B-B-B-B-B-B-Bible o-o-o-o-o-or w-w-w-w-w-would you l-l-l-l-l-like for me to READ IT TO YOU???"