Joke for today...

[Aquila]

A was couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip, so they decided he would go to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her email address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

[Apostolic1ness]

Thats a good one.

[1ofthechosen]

Originally Posted by Aquila

A was couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip, so they decided he would go to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her email address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

[Tithesmeister]

I was in Dallas on business last week, and I went into a local diner for a morning cup of coffee. The waitress who waited on me was fairly pretty, maybe late twenties and if not blond, she was at least “hair coloring impaired”. When she asked the ubiquitous “What’ll it be babe?” I said “I just need a cup of coffee, without cream”.

She got a vacant look in her eyes at first. Then she informed me “We’re out of cream, you’ll have to take it without milk!

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by Tithesmeister

I was in Dallas on business last week, and I went into a local diner for a morning cup of coffee. The waitress who waited on me was fairly pretty, maybe late twenties and if not blond, she was at least “hair coloring impaired”. When she asked the ubiquitous “What’ll it be babe?” I said “I just need a cup of coffee, without cream”.

She got a vacant look in her eyes at first. Then she informed me “We’re out of cream, you’ll have to take it without milk!

LOL